the-1-and-only-harpy

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Please, a better us wouldn't be as rotten as we are, but we're both still murderers so what can ya do? At least I'm not a man who wants to murder victims, let alone people I call friends.

Even if one of us is fake, we're still the same people, we still have the same father you know. I still bleed the same blood.

Funny, because I'm pretty sure you were made to mock me. Either that or you exist to further prove to myself that I made the right choice of alliances.

I never would have returned to my cage.

That's the difference between you and I.

Damn

Your great great granddaddy ugly

Hm.. I should say the same with your mother, considering I saw her last night~

Tell her I said hi the next time you see her..

- Mr. コンプレス

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Not Toga, just a better you who actually cares about people.

We will always be murderers though, it must run in our blood.

Damn

Your great great granddaddy ugly

Hm.. I should say the same with your mother, considering I saw her last night~

Tell her I said hi the next time you see her..

- Mr. コンプレス

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Hell yeah, we make a great team, they won't stand a chance. There'll probably be enough feathers for a whole blanket actually...

Mhmm sure ya don't. I've got permission, you're not getting rid of me that easily~

Oh Dabi~

I've been given permission to flirt with you, my dear Firelight

Your excuse to ignore me is gone now I fear

Now you can get to know me like I know you 😘

- @the-1-and-only-harpy

fuuuckk.. @touyas-wife is this shit true?

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

You mean Dabi didn't tell you? I'd say that's unfortunate, but it means I can finally get rid of her.

You must be the evil me I've heard about. Can't wait to give your wings to Dabi as a courting gift.

Damn

Your great great granddaddy ugly

Hm.. I should say the same with your mother, considering I saw her last night~

Tell her I said hi the next time you see her..

- Mr. コンプレス

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Hey! I'm not shitty. And yeah, he's great, even if he kept me locked in the basement to watch us fuck.

Cool, I'll probably get enough feathers to have a body pillow. I won't bother with timeline shit, I'll just kill em all, problem solved.

Spicy shit 📝 got it. See you soon love 😘

Oh Dabi~

I've been given permission to flirt with you, my dear Firelight

Your excuse to ignore me is gone now I fear

Now you can get to know me like I know you 😘

- @the-1-and-only-harpy

fuuuckk.. @touyas-wife is this shit true?

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Well they're just shitty ones. Jin is a great guy and I'd kill anyone who laid their hands on him, even if it was me 😤

Which mes tried to kill you? I'll gut them and make pillows from their feathers.

Damn, gotta take you out first huh? What kinda food do you want then since you're gonna pretend you don't like ramen

Oh Dabi~

I've been given permission to flirt with you, my dear Firelight

Your excuse to ignore me is gone now I fear

Now you can get to know me like I know you 😘

- @the-1-and-only-harpy

fuuuckk.. @touyas-wife is this shit true?

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Damn, guess I'll have to try harder then. I'm the most trustable Keigo you'll ever meet.

That's a low bar, I know. Apparently everywhere else I'm a piece of shit 😭

But anyways, wanna go out? I can steal us some ramen. Or suck your dick. Please let me suck your dick

Oh Dabi~

I've been given permission to flirt with you, my dear Firelight

Your excuse to ignore me is gone now I fear

Now you can get to know me like I know you 😘

- @the-1-and-only-harpy

fuuuckk.. @touyas-wife is this shit true?

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Course it's true. I wouldn't lie to you. Do you truly think that low of me Dabi? 🥺

Oh Dabi~

I've been given permission to flirt with you, my dear Firelight

Your excuse to ignore me is gone now I fear

Now you can get to know me like I know you 😘

- @the-1-and-only-harpy

fuuuckk.. @touyas-wife is this shit true?

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Well, that sure sounds like permission to me~

Hope you don't regret it later

Hell yeah, I finally can stretch my wings after being cooped up for fucking months. Thanks for that Twice 😒

Apparently there's a lot of villains and heroes on this platform including Dabi

@endeavorsbiggesthater hi love 😘

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

You clearly underestimate me. I'm known to steal hearts. And I know the reason you're so afraid to let him close to me is because you know I'll take him from you.

Go ahead sweetie, underestimate me. It'll be all the more fun when I win over Dabi's heart.

Hell yeah, I finally can stretch my wings after being cooped up for fucking months. Thanks for that Twice 😒

Apparently there's a lot of villains and heroes on this platform including Dabi

@endeavorsbiggesthater hi love 😘

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Real cute sweetheart, honestly. Sounds to me like he's the one doing all the work. Not a very healthy way to have a relationship go y'know. He'll be better with me, and I think we both know it.

No Dabi can escape my charms you know. You're just some other bitch. I'm special, I can understand him better than you ever could. Might as well just give up already 🤷

Hell yeah, I finally can stretch my wings after being cooped up for fucking months. Thanks for that Twice 😒

Apparently there's a lot of villains and heroes on this platform including Dabi

@endeavorsbiggesthater hi love 😘

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Aww that's cute. Not.

How many people have you killed for him exactly? How many times have you gotten him out of danger? Or are you some weak little girl that Dabi has to protect because you can't do it yourself?

You're not exactly special either so quit pretending you are 🙄

Hell yeah, I finally can stretch my wings after being cooped up for fucking months. Thanks for that Twice 😒

Apparently there's a lot of villains and heroes on this platform including Dabi

@endeavorsbiggesthater hi love 😘

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Mhm, I've got one between my wings and around my throat. Promised you could do it over my heart next time we fuck

Hell yeah, I finally can stretch my wings after being cooped up for fucking months. Thanks for that Twice 😒

Apparently there's a lot of villains and heroes on this platform including Dabi

@endeavorsbiggesthater hi love 😘

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Honey, you're talking to the man who switched sides for Dabi and intends to deliver on his promise to destroy Endeavor's Quirk for him. We're not the same

Hell yeah, I finally can stretch my wings after being cooped up for fucking months. Thanks for that Twice 😒

Apparently there's a lot of villains and heroes on this platform including Dabi

@endeavorsbiggesthater hi love 😘

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Mhmm, sure he does. Clearly you don't know Dabi then 🙄

Hell yeah, I finally can stretch my wings after being cooped up for fucking months. Thanks for that Twice 😒

Apparently there's a lot of villains and heroes on this platform including Dabi

@endeavorsbiggesthater hi love 😘

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Sounds like a boring marriage. I'm sure I can treat you much better than she can. And I'll even let you hurt me. I'll enjoy it

Hell yeah, I finally can stretch my wings after being cooped up for fucking months. Thanks for that Twice 😒

Apparently there's a lot of villains and heroes on this platform including Dabi

@endeavorsbiggesthater hi love 😘

[the-1-and-only-harpy]

Ew, and she's cheesy? The fuck have you done with Dabi?

Hell yeah, I finally can stretch my wings after being cooped up for fucking months. Thanks for that Twice 😒

Apparently there's a lot of villains and heroes on this platform including Dabi

@endeavorsbiggesthater hi love 😘