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Is this what I'm doing now?

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lesbians in space

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i love true crime but one of the things that genuinely aggravates me is when ppl say, 'the case was interesting but it didnt scare me' like ???? it's??? not??? for??? your??? viewing??? pleasure??? its not meant to excite or scare you or whatever ??? have??? some??? humanity???

tired of ppl taking the stories of junko furuta or the hello kitty murder and turning it into some fun little campfire story like these were real people???? shut up????

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I sure as hell didn't have a "cracking a code from a serial killer 51 years later" on my 2020 bingo card yet here we are

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shane madej: [incoherent babble] anyway body positivity  all of us: 

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*VIOLENTLY SLAMS HANDS ON DESK*

LISTEN UP!! THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME LEFT THIS YEAR WE STILL NEED ROUGHLY 6 MILLION TREES TO HE PLANTED!!

SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE BUTTER ON TOAST, DONATE 1 TREE, DONATE 10, DONATE 50! I DONT CARE!!! JUST DO IT!!

BUT ONLY IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT! DONT PUSH YOUR BUDGET LIMIT PLEASE!! IF YOU CANT DONATE SMASH THE HECK OUT OF THAT REBLOG BUTTON AND SPREAD IT AROUND!! WE CAN DO THIS Y'ALL!!!

GO DONATE THROUGH TEAMTREE.ORG OR FIND SOMEONE WHO IS STREAMING THROUGH THEM TO RAISE MONEY, WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!!

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my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

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we are real best friends, companions through life - like, actual soulmates

happy 10th phanniversary!

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Valkyrie, after finding out what Earth call their women homosexuals: Thor, did I ever tell you that I’m lesbian?

Thor, an Earth lesbian icon who knows exactly what a lesbian is but has been shown that one specific vine by Peter: I thought you were Asgardian

Valkyrie:

Valkyrie: why are you laughing so hard at your own stupidity?

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VENOM [2018] you do not want to do this.

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I keep seeing these posts about how sad or upsetting it is to see CHILDREN who identify as ace. So this is a friendly reminder to all my ace minors who may need to hear it today.

1. You are NOT sad, and no one has a right to be upset by your identity. 2. You do not need to explain, to an adult person or anyone else, what you consider sexual attraction, or why you think you are not experiencing it. No one has the right to ask you to question your own identity. 3. You do not need to listen to anyone trying to convince you you are probably more gay or more straight, or anyone trying to change the way you identify in any other way. 4. Asexuality is not about whether you have had or are having sex. If you self-identify as asexual, that is not you sexualizing yourself, and you are not harming yourself by taking on a label that MIGHT change in the future. and don’t ever let anyone convince you otherwise.  5. You are not required to keep an open mind that your orientation may change. It MIGHT change, and if it does, i hope you can welcome and enjoy whatever you are feeling when it arrives. But you aren’t required to participate in the rituals of dating, crushes, or experimenting just to prove that it’s really NOT what you want. 

I am a firm believer in self-exploration, and obtaining self-knowledge through questioning what we know about ourselves, and the world. But the way ace kids are constantly expected to provide answers for how we are the way we are, and what it means, and how we’re really really open to being something else, is just disgusting. It does more to turn kids AWAY from relabeling or reexamining themselves.

If you’re a minor, and you ID as ace, then you’re ace. You’re not broken, or alone, you’re not wrong, and you don’t need to answer for it.

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Virgil, banging pots and pans at 3 am: UP UP UP, EVERYBODY UP, IT'S TIME TO GO, WE GOTTA LEAVE EARLY

Patton: heyyy kiddo *yawn* where are we going again?

Virgil: Area 51! It's raid day, remember? We gotta go NOW

Roman: I shall free the poor creatures in such injust captivation!

Logan, trying not to vibrate with excitement: Meeting a lifeform from another planet, assuming there is any at Area 51, would, I suppose, be a fascinating experience

Deceit: I'm just coming to keep you all alive and because the government said not to

Remus: I'M GONNA FUCK AN ALIEN