the-agent-of-chaos

[the-agent-of-chaos]

The experiment, it was a success! Very much so! I have made a new Slurp being! It looks like a gelatinous cube so far, but once it finds an entity on the Island that they like, it will adapt to the entity's form, basically becoming a Slurp copy of the entity.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

The experiment... has failed. I do not know what went wrong. Everything was fine until the seventh stage. It... exploded? I do not think I know what went wrong, but... I shall require assistance in cleaning up my lab.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

Ah, one more Slurp person wouldn't hurt. Think of it as, ah, adding to the Islands... wildlife, hm? No, I have an idea! What about a Slap person? Change it up a bit. Ooh-hoo-hoo, this will be so much fun!

[the-agent-of-chaos]

Да. It will not.

Chaos Agent started with the construction, grabbing a small bit of the metal sheets and securing them onto the frame.

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: @the-agent-of-chaos

Да, I have the it on the right frequency. Hello? Is this on? I do not understand this machine, but Agent Kor, I have everything needed to transport more agents. Of course, it requires construction, so I would like to ask you to come over and help me build it. Otherwise, we are all set. До свидания.

How do I turn this thing o-

END MESSAGE

//INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: Agent Kor//

да, message received. Lovely to hear. I will be there shortly.

//END MESSAGE//

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- Agent Kor pushed open the door to the Chaos Agent's lab, her enhanced eye finding his data signature behind a large unfinished structure. Crossing the lab to greet him, she surveyed the work to be done. It was a good thing she had a database for this sort of thing. -

I see you've been busy, Agent. You called me an entire two days before I was expecting you. Point me in a direction and I will get to work.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

The Agent of Chaos nodded.

Yes, her assertive personality is indeed missed. Uhh, do not tell the Overseer, but I feel he lacks the certain qualities to be a leader. That is why I miss Director Slone.

He continued typing, closing the laptop as he finished. He disconnected the hardware from his computer, plugging it into one piece of the hunk of electronic parts.

Now, Agent Kor, we add the paneling. Currently I have a temporary roof above it to stop the cave water from dripping onto the computing systems, but that will not last forever. The paneling is right there.

He points to another tarp, and pulls the cover off. Thin white pieces of metal lay underneath the covering.

You put them in place, I secure them. Easy enough.

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: @the-agent-of-chaos

Да, I have the it on the right frequency. Hello? Is this on? I do not understand this machine, but Agent Kor, I have everything needed to transport more agents. Of course, it requires construction, so I would like to ask you to come over and help me build it. Otherwise, we are all set. До свидания.

How do I turn this thing o-

END MESSAGE

//INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: Agent Kor//

да, message received. Lovely to hear. I will be there shortly.

//END MESSAGE//

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- Agent Kor pushed open the door to the Chaos Agent's lab, her enhanced eye finding his data signature behind a large unfinished structure. Crossing the lab to greet him, she surveyed the work to be done. It was a good thing she had a database for this sort of thing. -

I see you've been busy, Agent. You called me an entire two days before I was expecting you. Point me in a direction and I will get to work.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

Good.

The Chaos Agent plugged into one piece of hardware, a computer. He pulled up a command console on his laptop before deleting everything in it and starting to type.

I assume he will be. After all, it makes our bone crew stronger. Let us hope she returns soon.

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: @the-agent-of-chaos

Да, I have the it on the right frequency. Hello? Is this on? I do not understand this machine, but Agent Kor, I have everything needed to transport more agents. Of course, it requires construction, so I would like to ask you to come over and help me build it. Otherwise, we are all set. До свидания.

How do I turn this thing o-

END MESSAGE

//INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: Agent Kor//

да, message received. Lovely to hear. I will be there shortly.

//END MESSAGE//

-----

- Agent Kor pushed open the door to the Chaos Agent's lab, her enhanced eye finding his data signature behind a large unfinished structure. Crossing the lab to greet him, she surveyed the work to be done. It was a good thing she had a database for this sort of thing. -

I see you've been busy, Agent. You called me an entire two days before I was expecting you. Point me in a direction and I will get to work.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

Chaos Agent dusted his hands off, the basic structure finished. He turned around to see Kor, reaching out a hand for her to shake.

Ah, Kor. Yes, the equipment did come earlier than expected. It was a nice surprise.

Chaos Agent pointed to one of the piles, guts of electronics scattered on a tarp.

The blueprint is over on the table. Just insert the electronic pieces into the base structure and I will secure them.

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: @the-agent-of-chaos

Да, I have the it on the right frequency. Hello? Is this on? I do not understand this machine, but Agent Kor, I have everything needed to transport more agents. Of course, it requires construction, so I would like to ask you to come over and help me build it. Otherwise, we are all set. До свидания.

How do I turn this thing o-

END MESSAGE

//INCOMING MESSAGE FROM: Agent Kor//

да, message received. Lovely to hear. I will be there shortly.

//END MESSAGE//

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- Agent Kor pushed open the door to the Chaos Agent's lab, her enhanced eye finding his data signature behind a large unfinished structure. Crossing the lab to greet him, she surveyed the work to be done. It was a good thing she had a database for this sort of thing. -

I see you've been busy, Agent. You called me an entire two days before I was expecting you. Point me in a direction and I will get to work.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

I do not either. Most I have heard of Johnathan Jones is he is a hero. This version is the opposite of what the stories entail. It is quite curious, really.

Да. I will. Goodbye, Agent Kor. Until we meet again.

Chaos Agent waved goodbye with his three-fingered hand. When Kor leaves, he opens up his laptop, making connections with his contacts once again.

- A woman in a red trenchcoat enters the lab, scanning her surroundings quickly before approaching. -

You must be Chaos Agent. A pleasure to meet you.

The Overseer has sent me with a directive in mind, if you can spare the time. I'm sure you already have quite a lot on your plate.

--- @io-splinter-agent

Chaos Agent turned around at the sound of the voice, pulling a pistol out of his suit jacket before hearing that the Overseer sent her.

Ah, the Overseer sent you?

He holstered the gun.

No, no, I have nothing on моя тарелка. You must think I am a busy man- er, goop. It is hard to define what I am. So, what does the Overseer want from me? I'm sure she has something planned.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

If he does not know, then he does not know. I'm sure he would tell us unless she specifically asked him to not tell any individual.

No, this is not needed. I can retrieve most of the products myself. I have certain... contacts in areas to get the most difficult to obtain materials.

- A woman in a red trenchcoat enters the lab, scanning her surroundings quickly before approaching. -

You must be Chaos Agent. A pleasure to meet you.

The Overseer has sent me with a directive in mind, if you can spare the time. I'm sure you already have quite a lot on your plate.

--- @io-splinter-agent

Chaos Agent turned around at the sound of the voice, pulling a pistol out of his suit jacket before hearing that the Overseer sent her.

Ah, the Overseer sent you?

He holstered the gun.

No, no, I have nothing on моя тарелка. You must think I am a busy man- er, goop. It is hard to define what I am. So, what does the Overseer want from me? I'm sure she has something planned.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

Overseer... Jones? Where has Slone gone?

Kor... That name seems familiar. Да, you were on the island around the time when I arrived! Not the exact time, more or less a few months, but whatever. Potato, tomato.

Да, yes, because we are not very much a team.

Chaos Agents heart sunk a little when Kor asked if he has everything.

Miss Kor, you can't spring this up on me and expect me to have all of the equipment! It will take me about a week to get everything, maybe a day longer!

- A woman in a red trenchcoat enters the lab, scanning her surroundings quickly before approaching. -

You must be Chaos Agent. A pleasure to meet you.

The Overseer has sent me with a directive in mind, if you can spare the time. I'm sure you already have quite a lot on your plate.

--- @io-splinter-agent

Chaos Agent turned around at the sound of the voice, pulling a pistol out of his suit jacket before hearing that the Overseer sent her.

Ah, the Overseer sent you?

He holstered the gun.

No, no, I have nothing on моя тарелка. You must think I am a busy man- er, goop. It is hard to define what I am. So, what does the Overseer want from me? I'm sure she has something planned.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

- A woman in a red trenchcoat enters the lab, scanning her surroundings quickly before approaching. -

You must be Chaos Agent. A pleasure to meet you.

The Overseer has sent me with a directive in mind, if you can spare the time. I'm sure you already have quite a lot on your plate.

--- @io-splinter-agent

Chaos Agent turned around at the sound of the voice, pulling a pistol out of his suit jacket before hearing that the Overseer sent her.

Ah, the Overseer sent you?

He holstered the gun.

No, no, I have nothing on моя тарелка. You must think I am a busy man- er, goop. It is hard to define what I am. So, what does the Overseer want from me? I'm sure she has something planned.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

*there's a knock on the door, Slurpsey seems to be back with the glass, mission accomplished and all proud of himself*

∑d(°∀°d)

-Slurpsey🧊 ( @slurp-jones-fn )

Ah, the perfect gift for Winterfest. Thank you, Slurpsey.

Chaos Agent gracefully takes the glass, sliding it into the slots in the contraption and closing the top on it. He steps back, admiring the machine.

Wonderful.

Chaos Agent turns back to look at Slurp Jonesy, nodding.

Good work, Experiment 227.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

🍁 Experiment 227 isn't your only experiment...right?

Да. I have made 226 and 228. They are also known as Slurp Bandolette and Slurp Leviathan, though I despise those names. While I did have an experiment 173, crudely nicknamed Big Chuggus, the one I made is not here on this island.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

Send 🍁 + Any question you’ve been curious to know about my muse!

Could be absolutely anything. Don’t be shy!

[the-agent-of-chaos]

Chaos Agent brainstormed for about 7 seconds.

Just get it from Mysterio. He most likely has leftover glass from all of those stupid миски для головы he makes.

*Slurpsey waved excitedly in your direction as he jumped up and down*

＼(≧▽≦)／ !!

-Slurpsey🧊 ( @slurp-jones-fn )

Ah. Experiment 227. What a... Inconvenience seeing you here. I wonder how you haven't been destroyed yet. Truly a wonder.

If you wouldn't mind helping me reconstruct my machine, hand your creator a Philips head screwdriver.

He points to the toolbox next to Slurpsey.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

Chaos Agent watched as Slurp Jones bounced around him.

Alright, alright, I have something for you. Do you know how to place orders? Well I need you to order a piece of tempered glass that's 8 feet by 4 feet, or 243 cms by 121 cms. Do you have that?

*Slurpsey waved excitedly in your direction as he jumped up and down*

＼(≧▽≦)／ !!

-Slurpsey🧊 ( @slurp-jones-fn )

Ah. Experiment 227. What a... Inconvenience seeing you here. I wonder how you haven't been destroyed yet. Truly a wonder.

If you wouldn't mind helping me reconstruct my machine, hand your creator a Philips head screwdriver.

He points to the toolbox next to Slurpsey.

[the-agent-of-chaos]

Chaos Agent looked at what Slurp Jones was pointing at, turning his head back to his experiment after seeing what he was interested in.

That's nothing, little one. Do not worry. It does not concern you.

A little beep came from the tank that's filling up, and Chaos Agent turned around. He shut off the machine, sliding the disc back into place before replacing it onto his back.

Ah. Wonderful.

*Slurpsey waved excitedly in your direction as he jumped up and down*

＼(≧▽≦)／ !!

-Slurpsey🧊 ( @slurp-jones-fn )

Ah. Experiment 227. What a... Inconvenience seeing you here. I wonder how you haven't been destroyed yet. Truly a wonder.

If you wouldn't mind helping me reconstruct my machine, hand your creator a Philips head screwdriver.

He points to the toolbox next to Slurpsey.