Alan | 24 | he/him but like how a lizard sitting on a rock is he/him | Special interests: Animorphs, Critical Role, Daemons (HDM series), The Adventure Zone, DND
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When will I get a post about how SHE committed atrocities but SHE'S my special little guy and also SHE looked hot while doing it
#rachel animorphs#jude duarte#kyr some desperate glory#also seivarden vendaai#arguably cheating since she's not a woman or woman adjacent but I couldn't not mention her
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its fascinating when shows go "this character does not have sex" and you can just watch the fans minds just start going "well he doesnt have sex, therefore hes asexual, and as we all know, asexuality is a spectrum, and some asexuals actualy do have sex, and therefore he is probably having tons of crazy sex literaly every time he isnt on screen"
#fuck dude they sure do!!!#and also it's opposite yet deeply related cousin#this character is (coded as) disabled and disabled people are basically children and children don't fuck so this character must be ace : )#which is legit the ONLY circumstances under which I've seen ace headcannons go widespread#it's about comfort and convenience even when flying in the face of cannon evidence#which would be fine!! except that it comes from how the writers think about real ace people
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j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)
OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying
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"found family" but it's family in an institutionally violent way. like those jobs that call you "part of the family" while abusing you and your coworkers to death for corporate profit.
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NEW PAPAL DECREE: go cubs
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I used to be mad about "whole language" reading approaches in theory but now I work with school-age kids and I am mad about it in practice.
#whole literacy has been debunked for fucking decades#and like I get it. I get it. systemic phonics is boring and kids hate it#and it would be really nice if the easier and more fun thing were true#but it has been DECADES we know full well this shit doesn't work#you know what does??? do you want to take a guess what does????? structured phonics. sorry
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#7+8 is 7+7 (14)+1 so 15#4+2 is 6 x 10 is 60#60+10 is 70 +5 is 75#half of those steps happen on an almost subconscious level but they're still there
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i wholeheartedly believe that the only reason eds clothes arent absolutely covered in skulls and other goth shit is because al would beat his ass if he ever tried that shit
asjdlkajsdljals he used to put skulls and shit on his clothes, but every night when ed fell asleep al would transmute his clothes back to normal and ed knew it was a losing game because that boy dON’T SLEEP AND DON’T GET TIRED
#fullmetal alchemist#listen he's permanently trapped in a tacky outfit and his brother is CHOOSING to dress like that#unacceptable
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So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her
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link: https://bsky.app/profile/brainvsbook.bsky.social/post/3llc72lyhu22j
google translate defaulting to chinese at first

okay but for those of us with interests in both the murderbot and the daomu biji fandoms this is kinda hilarious
(english-side-only really, i get that the kanji and hanzi are completely different)

our good (air)ship murderbot! thanks google
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How does it feel? I don't know
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