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:’)
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A doodle of some blobs that I love
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cold blooded corrin. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!
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ahh i wanted to finish these on time for mothers day but i was too slow and now it’s just A Day B”)
so a happy regular day to you all!! morgan and morgan are here too:
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Here hold this for a sec
Would you like a slice?
Ohoho, don't mind if I do!
*I go to insert a fork into my slice and it explodes, leaving me intact but comically covered in soot*
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@ihavefoundthevaguestvoid
Bestie
English - best friend
Bestie
Czech - beast, brute, monster
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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates —
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour all the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
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