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the real reason bee was chosen instead of ratchet to be the fourth protagonist of transformers one is because if ratchet was chosen, the movie wouldn't be for kids anymore because his tits would be too big

he gets his cog and with his frame changing his Energon reserves get bigger, thus bigger boobs. they'd have to spend an extra ten minutes trying to get them to fit in his chestplate

the same thing applies to prowl. their boobs would have been too big

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might abandon this account due to recent events ill let y’all know where I’ll go if that does happen

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Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

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That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore

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FREAKSHOW SHOWTIME - doodles

@hootbon I CANT STOP DRAWING THEM H E L P ME

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Meet the mutants of Manhattan!

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Surprisingly fun to draw these little guys, they’re so scrugly :)

What kind of music do you think he listens to?

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the new year

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Imagine being a tuna (Atlantic bluefin, Thunnus thynnus). You are a super predator, over six feet long and almost a ton. You are as beautiful and shiny and mercilessly efficient as a sports car, a true marvel of the sea. But you taste so fucking good

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keep the trans in transformers

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i remember watching the orion pax arc for the first time half convinced we'd get to the end and find out optimus deserved a fucking oscar because he was faking to infiltrate the ranks (idk why i was sure there'd be some kind of purpose tho) and like that didnt happen but im just fuckin thinking about optimus fuckin sitting there listening to megatron straight up lie to him about ratchet of all people destroying cybertron like [pretends to be surprised]

this is also funny because its like the whole "hey why are we called decepticons?" question would have just been to find out what the son of a bitch would come up with. just asking to find out what bullshit he'll say to cover his ass. megatron opens up the """files he was decoding"""" and all he sees is the cybertronian equivalent of "👌 lol"

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i am not immune to stories in which characters who have endured harsh, empty existences become absolutely transformed by someone’s sincere love for them and learn to live

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Bubble's dating advice

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We want justice for her legs sir @hootbon

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Supervised Machine Learning

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the jokes abt robbing bank are not jokes anymore