A gimmicky joke blog that, while mainly being about vampires and sometimes werewolves also just posts stuff about ghosts, ghouls and monsters of all types. Very unsupporting of terfs and any other type of bigot . My main account: https://www.tumblr.com/yourcourtmage + my original vampire fiction: https://www.wattpad.com/story/389332946-vampire-dysphoria
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The Beast, traditional ink and paint by Koshchei.mrtl
#oh I love it!!!#when you’re in a dangerous situation you focus on what’s most dangerous to you#everything else is like static#this is a VERY good depiction of that
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I only follow back freaks and creatures of the night. I’m sure you understand
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Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?
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I really encourage shadowbanned blogs to follow me on here so my notifications can be more haunted
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ok but if your dog wasnt a secret werewolf why did my silver bullets work on it
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[checks for old names for girls because I need something for a queen.]
Poor Darthula. Goodness gracious.
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Christa Wolf, from her essay collection titled "One Day a Year: 1960–2000," originally published in 2003
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they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again
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you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead
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Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still
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Well we don’t allow that here, on the anti-vampire-blog
[remembers I blog for zombies and werewolves too]
Well,,, The situation is nuanced.
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One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.
Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.
Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.
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