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tlt tumblr: here’s a 52-page treatise on how john’s vision of his empire references the first and second crusades, cross-analyzed with the modern trend of liberal apathy and a layered examination of the complexities of a man from a colonized people becoming a colonizer. almost didn’t post it here because it feels too obvious haha

tlt reddit: can someone remind me who ‘cam’ is?

tlt twitter: guyssss i don’t know if i can finish these books 😭😭 i wanted nice lesbians in space but this relationship is lowkey toxic???

person in real life: hey man how’s it going

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Shaker charm idea i had bc susiezilla is so fucking funny tbh

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I’m fr about this Locked Tomb Band AU

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BAD FRIENDS TRIO

I drew this for a transparent sticker sheet, In case you're interested ❤️ it's 5 USD paying with Paypal, shipping not included. I have more merch you can ask for!

60 pesitos mexicanos al pagar por transferencia o depósito :D igualmente no incluye envio, tengo más merch por la que puedes preguntar!

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is this anything

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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

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legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

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Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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alecto the ninth i will wait eons for you

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this is how gtn ended... right?

made this for lesbian visibility week! I love these funky little lesbians

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best kept secrets

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It was the first time you realized God could not understand you.

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The mockingbird, the jabberjay and the mockingjay 🕊️ inspired by this post by @fromevertonow

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Ciel you LITERALLY have a demon butler.

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Skip workkkk go day drinking

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im rereading catching fire before reading sunrise on the reaping and there’s a little detail i didnt remember and it is that haymitch was sending the other victors messages through bread in the arena, so finnick was very fixated on any bread that arrived. but katniss of course doesnt know this so she’s just kind of annoyed by it, like finnick is counting the little rolls to figure out the message and katniss just goes “finnick and his fucking bread again🙄🙄”