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𝘞𝘰𝘰𝘧. 𝘖𝘩 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘊𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢.

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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

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Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

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The gun is really just foreplay

also i'm totally gonna make this into an acrylic stand because i like making two piece stands hehe

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random thought:

(15!skk) chuuya tries to take off dazais bandages in curiosity of whats underneath, and begins unraveling them when dazai is distracted. however, no matter how much he unravels, theres always more underneath. after a while he gets pissed off and leaves, and dazai laughs to himself and pulls them off with ease

its like a hat on top of another tinier hat on top of another even tinier hat kinda thing

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yeah he looked good in dazai's coat

but at what cost

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really crazy how much i’ve imagined this fic. like it’s soooooo imagined you wouldn’t even believe. not writing it though

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In Every Universe

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things would be so much better if only more people realised kunikida is also a complex with problems and trauma and not just a silly annoyed math teacher

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Was listening to dr ratio's lines and. Imagine kunikida tells dazai "patience breeds success" and the next day dazai gets them matching shirts. kunikida's shirt says "patience" and dazai's shirt says "success".

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bike stickers

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Guys be honest do you think that the dazai anon would agree if i asked em out bc i really dislike the idea of what we have being just a situationship

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atsushi: heyyy dazai-san!! good morning!!!!!!

dazai: hey atsushi~ do you wanna hear my cat impression???

atsushi: ?

atsushi: uh sure ig

dazai: heyyy dazai-san!! good morning!!!!!!

atsushi:

atsushi: >:(

*later*

dazai: kunikida-kun!! atsushi bit me again!!!

kunikida: its probably ur own fault

fukuzawa holding atsushi like a misbehaving cat: atsushi... we have talked about this

atsushi, tail sadly swishing:

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someone: this detective agency is fucked up, u dont know anything about the law

someone, pointing at atsushi: tell me, what is the law

atsushi: um is it… something assholes say to make life less interesting??

someone: SEE???

dazai: hey, i taught him that >:(

kunikida, sighing: u taught him wrong. atsushi the law is a set of rules we choose to ignore becuz theyre bullshit and get in the ways of our ideals

atsushi: ohhhhh

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ur ship may be canon but did they risk the entire world to do high level damsel in distress fairytale role play

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I don't have anything new to post (and probably won't have for a while bc school is killing me rn) (unless i ignore school) (that may happen) so hello tumblr, hope u will be happy with those doodles from january (so yeah the artstyle is a bit off) (why is chuuya's face orange)