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A Merthur Halloween AU – Merlin/Warm Bodies!Crossover [x] During the zombie apocalypse, Arthur returns as a zombie himself. Wandering through the lands with no destination he hunts for the only thing he desires: Brains. But when he falls in love with a human called Merlin, his heart starts to beat again. © Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion

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Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!” Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE”

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Murder Husbands - Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter (Special Halloween)

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A comfortable silence fell between them as Thorin combed out a few of the longer strands of Bilbo’s hair and began to braid them neatly. The texture was so different from his own, finer and sleeker even without the help of oils. Where his own hair kinked and curled in different places along the strand, Bilbo’s curved, though admittedly each in different direction from its neighbouring lock. Braiding hair like this took a little more planning, or else the braid itself would twist. After a few moments he opened the little clasp on the bead he’d forged and clamped it around the bottom of the braid, snapping it closed. 

@yubiwamonogatari requested me to draw this lovely scene from their most recent Azhâr chapter as their patreon reward! 

you should all go read Azhâr, it’s the greatest slow burn in the 21st century!!!🌟

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I think I’m funny

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the funniest fuckin part of the whole hobbit film trilogy is when they get to erebor and bilbo’s like “hey what’s that a picture of” and they’re like “what you came to steal. the arkenstone” and he’s like “…which is?” and they have to be like “it’s a gem lad” like that boy followed these dwarves 750 miles on foot chased by orcs and didn’t even know what he was supposed to do when he got there. have you ever wanted to be dicked down by a richard armitage character so hard you walked 750 miles on the off chance that stealing something would get you into his pants without even knowing what you were supposed to steal. and he didn’t even get dicked down in the end. a real tragedy

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The Hobbit Reincarnation AU

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All The Better ...

Bilbo watched, discreetly from the kitchen doorway, as Thorin sat by the fire, gently flipping the pages of Bilbo’s manuscript.  It was but a rough draft, really, but Thorin treated it tenderly, almost reverently.  It warmed something in the old Hobbit’s heart.

But Bilbo wasn’t totally believing the scene before him.

“What do you think?” Bilbo asked softly.

Thorin looked up and smiled.  “It’s very good, ghivashel.”

“Thank you.”

“Truly a masterpiece.”

“You think so?”

“Of course!”

Bilbo nodded slowly.  “You didn’t read it, did you?”

Thorin blinked a few times and gaping at Bilbo.  “Why would you–“

“Not a single word.”

Thorin’s cheeks turned a shade darker and he looked into the hearth as if willing the flames to give him strength.  Or help.  “Are you saying I’m a liar?!”

Bilbo walked over to Thorin’s chair and ran a hand over his Dwarf’s silvered-haired head; the hair still thick and luxurious, simply braided.  He loved Thorin so very much and while this conversation was not easy to have, it had to be done.

“You can’t see, can you?”

Thorin didn’t not move, nor did he speak.  He sat still and continued to stare into the flames.  “I am not blind!”

“No. Perhaps not.  But you can’t see clearly.  How long has it been?”

Thorin took several, slow breaths before his shoulders finally relaxed and he deflated, leaning back a bit into his chair.  “More months than I can count.”  He turned sad eyes to his partner, his husband, his love.  “How did you know?”

Bilbo smiled in his own sadness.  “I know you well, my love.”

Thorin nodded, conceding that fact.  “I’d hoped it was … temporary.  Maybe … an illness or something.  I tried to even tell myself it was a trick of the mind.”  Thorin’s voice grew very small.  “But I am just an old fool.”

Bilbo hated hearing Thorin talk in such a way.  But it all had to be said and, truly, Bilbo hoped his gift would mark an improvement.  He prayed it would anyway.

“I have something for you.” From his waistcoat pocket, Bilbo pulled out a oblong, wooden box, slightly bigger than his hand.  it was decorated with vines and leaves; clearly Elvish.  “It’s from Elrond.”

“Why would he send me something?”

“I wrote him.  Asked his advice.”

“About … my sight?”

Bilbo nodded.  “He sent these.”

Thorin took the box and opened it.  Inside where delicate, curved discs of glass, held in thin bands of sturdy metal, and obviously made to be used in front of one’s eyes.  “What in the name of–”

“He calls them …” Bilbo removed a letter from his other pocket.  “Spectacles.  You are to place them on the bridge of you nose and squeeze the sides.  They should stay in place.”

Thorin did as he was told and, while everything in the distance became blurry, when looked down at Bilbo’s book, the words were clear and readable.  He gasped at the changed.

“May I assume you can see?” Bilbo teased?  Both amused and elated that the little glasses worked.  Thank Elrond and all the Valar.

Thorin nodded, his eyes wide, as he began to read the words before him.

“I’ll … make some tea,” Bilbo said, really just wanting to let Thorin be.

Thorin nodded again, lost in Bilbo’s world of words that he could now be a part of.

for @neekanoo, @aquilea-of-the-lonely-mountain, @ceallaig1, @seezuu, @nerdeeart, @alcram-dreamers 

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Define ‘parentshield’ again…?

Primula: *passes baby Frodo to Bilbo and walks away* Have fun!

Bilbo: *looks at Thorin, passes baby to Thorin*

Thorin: …why have you put a baby in my lap?

Bilbo: Because you’re better with babies than I am.  Obviously.  You helped raise Fili and Kili, right?

Thorin: Er, no.  I helped train them.  In fighting, in ruling, in how to conduct themselves as princes of Erebor.  My sister handled the rest, and thank Mahal for that.  Why would you assume I have any experience with babies?

Bilbo: But I thought… aren’t children quite rare and precious to dwarves?

Thorin: *passes baby to Bilbo* Not all dwarves, and what does that have to do with anything?  I could just as easily assume all hobbits are experts at child-rearing, what with all the little ones I see running around.

Bilbo: Not all hobbits!  And certainly not me!  There’s a very good reason I’m still a bachelor, you know.  I’ve never wanted children, and I want no part in raising them or looking after them.

Thorin: But children love you!  You tell them stories and…

Bilbo: *passes baby to Thorin* And nothing else!  That’s literally all I do, entertain them at parties and give them right back to their parents.  And I’m lucky to be allowed that much!  Remember what they call me?  Mad Bilbo Baggins?  Nobody in their right mind would trust me with a child.

Thorin: *looks pointedly at Frodo, passes baby to Bilbo*

Bilbo: *passes baby to Thorin* That’s different.  Primula’s family.  And really, she should know better than anyone.  Honestly, I think Frodo’s better off with you.

Thorin: *passes baby to Bilbo* He’s your cousin, not mine!

Bilbo: *passes baby to Thorin* You married into this, it’s your problem too!

Thorin: *passes baby to Bilbo* I believe it’s sacrilege in most societies to refer to a baby as an “it”…

Frodo: *laughs and claps his hands, had no idea this is not a game*

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Barduil + dyed hair

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I fixed the ending

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That’s it that’s all he ever does

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[Thorin/Bilbo] The Greatest Showman AU

However big, however small Let me be part of it all Share your dreams with me You may be right, you may be wrong But say that you’ll bring me along To the world you see To the world I close my eyes to see I close my eyes to see

—- A Million Dreams 

@koecha asked me to watch The Greatest Showman solely by the reason “Please watch it I need to talk about it with Thorin/Bilbo.” at first I was skeptical as shit but 2 hours later when I got out from the cinema I change my mind the whole damn thing is Thorin/Bilbo I shit you nOT

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I commissioned the wonderful @cielo-chii and got this super adorable Bagginshield comic! (●♡∀♡) Really, it is everything I wanted and more. Such cute little beans!