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rhett flirting with link: hi my little sunbeam you look beautiful today how’s the love of my life doing

link flirting with rhett: if I bend over in these short shorts can you see the tan lines on my ass oh look it’s almost time to rub down my thighs

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rhett “sometimes I just call you honey, honey, you can kiss me if you want, let’s go to this fancy restaurant together, let’s get a van and travel with each other, let’s rent a house together, I’m listening to you, I love you, I’m the love of your life” mclaughlin

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link yelling at rhett not to call himself the love of link’s life on camera:

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still can’t get over rhett joking he’s the love of link’s life MY god

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rhett: you look handsome rhett: I see you rhett: I hear you rhett: I love you rhett: you deserve love link: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

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Ideas for gmm that are not food-related

ouija board experiments (reconnect with nartu foty)

Scavenger hunt (Rhett and Link have to work together to run down the halls of the mythical building looking for clues)

Relay race involving blindfolds and obstacles where partners must help each other to the finish line then switch (Rhett and Link face off against josh and chase)

Experiments with arts and crafts ( I.e. who can make origami based on verbal prompts only, who can figure out a certain kind of embroidery stitch, marbling paper)

Costume or makeup game (guessing game where blindfolded Rhett and Link are dressed up in something from the mythical storage and use clues to find out what they’re wearing.... maybe they are dressed as a historical figure and they need to figure out who it is)

Drawing game “exquisite corpse” where Rhett and Link take turns drawing the head, torso, arms and legs of different mythical beasts (and everyone wins bc not all games need to have a winner)

I’m just spitballing here y’all, feel free to add to this with your own ideas!! I’m just out here craving some more interesting content from our favorite boys

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Hey guys, As some of you may know/remember I got laid off from my job when the virus started spreading. The whole company is struggling and they couldn’t hire me back so now I’m unemployed. I don’t like asking this and I wouldn’t if it wasn’t absolutely necessary but I’m already behind paying my rent and some other bills too. They’ve been gracious enough to give me time to pay but now things are pretty desperate for me. I will get some support but that’s a month away and I barely have money for food. I can’t even afford my meds right now. If you can donate, even just a little, please DM me and I’ll give you my PayPal information. Thank you in advance. -JM

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Could it be baby don’t you know you are stardust by @santamonicayachtclub​? 

Unfortunately the fic I was looking for wasn't Feel Good by its-my-kapufty (though I super enjoyed reading that again 🔥🔥thanks!). I'll keep looking, maybe it was a deleted fic or not on ao3 to begin with, sorry if I wasted your time with this

We’re so sorry (and you most certainly DID NOT waste our time)! We had a sneaking suspicion it wasn’t the right one, but we could not find it for the life of us. And the whole deleted fic thing is very real--there was a fic that was going to be rec’d by me (Mick) and I couldn’t find it. Turns out, it was deleted. *womp womp*

If anyone can help this lovely anon, the request was the following:

I'm looking for a fic in which RandL get stoned, and I think it's Link's first time. They smoke and while enjoying the high Rhett massages Link's shoulders until he can't stop himself from basically kissing link's neck.. It's honestly all I can remember unfortunately, sorry 

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Why does Rhett lick his lips every time Link is shirtless or looking pretty or close to him or -

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For Science.

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