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I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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Chandeliers are named for Maurice Chandelier, 1709-1777. He did not invent the chandelier, but was the first man to be crushed by a falling one.

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Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

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Finally 🍂 (W/ @domgoldofficial)

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There was an early attempt to introduce clowns to medieval Europe, but this proved to be a feudal jester.

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Though the latin root word for “chain mail” armor is masculine, when it was made of iron it was considered “Fe mail.”

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It hurts how relatable this is

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reblog to make someone bisexual

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the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal for getting mine out on top of having the jitters about being cut open so i was trying to fill the silence and she just.. looked mildly offended while being like “uhhhh. yeah. of course i do” like…. my bad i guess

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having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

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At this point half the reason I still put up with TiKTok is the insane bakers and cooks. I mean LOOK AT THIS.

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The Garfield strip published on 9/11/2001 unintentionally feels like Garfield did 9/11.

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