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you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.

you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.

by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.

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😫I have just been having the most sh*****st week ever, so I'm drawing @esmermint AU Journey to the Wild West

To relieve some stress😤

I was in the mood for something with a Western theme. But there's not a lot of monkie kid Western theme fanfic. I did find one it was pretty good🤠

Anyway here's some stress drawings

🌸This one's a scenario I thought was pretty funny.

Wukong and MK go on their training trip, but Wukong hasn't been out for so long that he doesn't remember how to pack for this kind of occasion. He packed a lot of food, but just no pens or pots to cook it with and not enough water. The sheriff wasn't sure how long they were going to be out there, so he thought he could remember and it would all just come back to him... eventually.

The sheriff thought he could just use a corner of their map to light up their campfire and try to cook the food they did have with sticks instead of pots, but just ended up burning the whole map.  MK didn't know how to set up a tent and didn't nail it to the ground, so it flew away

They were exhausted, cold and hungry. Neither of them had the energy to really do the training. They were wandering around and eventually they found a little homie looking wagon. It had a little mango tree on top of it. They thought it looked odd, but they weren't too picky about who was helping them

Wukong, the sheriff, knocked on the wagon too eagerly and was face to face with Mac himself

MK explained the whole situation to him and the macaque was annoyed with Wukong and scolded that damned reckless sheriff that he could have killed his human deputy! Macaque was going to make dinner shortly anyway, he just had to get more ingredients from his little wagon home

Now they're sitting around the campfire while listening to some music that's coming out of his wagon until supper was ready. They're just mighty lucky that he's one of the finest cooks the sheriff knows, despite Mac being a bounty hunter. SCENARIO'S END.

Drawing this was a good stress relief I feel a little better thank you @esmermint for creating a wonderful AU

🌸It really helped me clear my mind🤠✨

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apparently im famous here? IDK here is my most recent western AU drawing for u guys to enjoy

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Mans is fun to draw

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you guys should really try talking to older people sometimes. like anyone over the age of forty. it would cure you i swear

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Tintin meeting other adventure icons.

By Adam Murphy

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I can't get over how Rosies and Lancers give the Little Sister that they retrieve a small like, assuring or freshening-up sort of gesture.

It's so cute and endearing on their part. Its precious. Such a small detail, but sticks out to me.

Then there's the Rumbler:

Two extra boops. It's like he's making sure she looks presentable and comfortable on her first day of school when they're just heading off to drain blood from corpses. I love this game and I love these dads so much-

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Got a commission to redo my old piece with Eda’s updated design!

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Hello Lobotoly Nation

Jokes stolen borrowed from @72ww and @technovillain

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Tumblr Sexyman Of The Day #0004

Joris Jurgen (The Krosmoz Franchise, 2008)

List of Archetypes

Angst

Animal Theming

DILF

Distinctive Voice

Mysterious

Obscured Face

Power

Long Coat

Parental Figure

Submitted by @joris-jurgen

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every friend group should include… The Mummy (1999)

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Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney

He/they collector

Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king

TWO girlfriend kisses

Onscreen mlm kiss

Implied aladarius

a happy ending to the bi/enby couple

A happy ending to the aro/ace character

And

Death to the white Christian puritain

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the feminine urge to mourn lost cultures and empires. for your heart to ache every time you remember how many languages no longer have speakers, how many ruins are abandoned, how many people lived happy lives before you. to feel melancholy and longing every time you study history - of this world or another, even fictional. to want to play a role in history, but in the same time fear dying, passing, being forgotten like those thousands before you.

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Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

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Turns out the knife was cursed

“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.”