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Koichi: Hey, that looks like my dog!

(Koichi’s pet dog(which is a seal in this universe) comes along and comforts him)

Josuke: Hey, it’s a shock he’s in this place!

Koichi: He’s even made friends with two other seal-dogs!

Okuyasu: What’s a-

(Okuyasu, I know what you were gonna ask, and you answered your own question. Or rather, Josuke did.)

Okuyasu: Oh. Right. But who are those-

(Suddenly, Danny and Iggy bark in friendliness)

Jotaro: Iggy! I haven’t seen you since we traveled to that Egyptian underwater city.

Jonathan: Danny! Aw, I knew you’d come back some day! Erina, look! My pet dog is okay!

Erina: I’m glad to see him alive and well!

Dio(Part 1): Of course he would be okay.

Dio(Part 3): Same here, me.

(Danny has overheard the two vampiric voices, and has started growling at them.)

Kars: All these dogs… such a fascinating sight. You! White haired schoolboy!

Koichi: Eep!

Kars: You have my eternal respect.

Koichi: Umm.. T-T-thanks!

didn't koichi have a dog? maybe his dog could be a seal in the mer verse!

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For those wanna know the Mer types for the characters added after this post:

Holly Joestar: Whale Shark Mermaid

Jay Kujo(My JJBA OC): Great White Shark

Tomoko Highaskata: A hybrid of a Pajama Shark and Great White Shark

Marina Kujo: Orca(Killer Whale) Mermaid

(BTW: Marina actually doesn’t eat her husband, even though he’s a shark. This is because in this AU, they remarry. Don’t know if they divorced in the original JJBA canon, but they are married here.)

Koichi’s pet dog: Seal

“Good Wet Grief…”

“This is Jotaro Kujo. Land Biologist. My grandpa suggested I make this askblog as a way to study you…”

(“I can’t believe you’re making me say this, Jiji…”)

“Landlubbers”.

“However, it isn’t just me and him. I gathered all our closest relatives, friends, and enemies from all across the ocean to join in.”

Hi! Mod here, and I have a few rules and information points for this account.

INFORMATION POINTS

First off, this account is non-canon! Since this is based on a AU, of course some wild stuff will happen here that won’t happen in the main franchise. So, there’s that.

Secondly, due to the first point, everyone’s original deaths did not happen, as they were redacted. Therefore, the characters original deaths did happen, but were quickly undone by some strange force.

Third, This blog is inspired by the #seaphire-heartverse AU asks from @sapphire-heart-tippy.

Fourth, Baptistar2004 helped me out in setting up the cast, so go give him a follow on DA and BlueSky!

Baptistar2004 DA: https://www.deviantart.com/baptistar2004

Baptistar2004 BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/baptistar2004.bsky.social

Lastly, I am one for any promoting from others, so don’t be afraid to tag this blog!

RULES

“Of course, like with any ask blog, there are rules to follow. Don’t break them, or you will be punished for doing so.”

Rule 1: NO INCEST! I may handle most of, if not ALL of the bizarre of JJBA, but incest is a BIG no-no in my eyes. All asks relating to this will be met with an immediate deletion of your answer and automatic blocking.

Rule 2: No controversial topics. With what’s going on in the world right now, I don’t wanna answer any of those asks. Stay away from them. If I see you being annoying with those asks, I’ll start getting serious about it and might block you for reckless behavior.

Rule 3: Have fun! If your ask doesn’t offend the previous two, then it’ll be alright!

“Right, with the rules out of the way, introductions of the rest of the group are in order.”

Cast:

Jonathan: Whale Shark Merman

Erina: Nurse Shark/Whale Shark Hybrid Mermaid

Part 1 Dio: Nurse Shark Merman, then became a Vampire Squid Merman.

Will A Zeppeli: Sturgeon Merman

Danny: Seal

Joseph: Tiger Shark Merman

Caesar Zeppeli: Sturgeon Merman

Strohiem: Cybrog Crocodile Merman

Lisa Lisa: Betta Fish Mermaid

Kars: Betta Fish Narwhal Merman

Esidisi: Lionfish Narwhal Merman

Wamuu: Killer Whale Narwhal Merman

Santana: Moray Eel Narwhal Merman

Jotaro: Great White Shark Merman

Kakyoin: A mix between a standard and betta fish merman.

Polnareff: Swordfish Merman

Avdol: Red Betta Fish Merman

Iggy: Seal

Part 3 Dio: Sharktopus Merman

Vanilla Ice: Electric Eel Merman(a tribute to @sapphire-heart-tippy’s AU, as previously mentioned)

Mariah: Electric Eel Mermaid

Hol Horse: Seahorse Merman

Josuke(Part 4): Pajama Shark Merman

Okuyasu: Mako Shark Merman

Koichi: Seahorse Merman

Yukako: Jellyfish Mermaid

Rohan: Arapaima Merman

Kira: Catfish Merman

Giorno: Lemon Shark Merman

Mista: Pistol Shrimp Merman

Narancia: Clownfish Merman

Fugo: Lionfish Merman

Bruno: Ribbon Eel Merman

Abbacchio: Mimic Octopus Merman

Trish: Sunset Anthias Mermaid

La Squidra: Various cephalopod mermen

Tizano: Manta Ray Merman

Squalo: Mako Shark Merman

Doppio: Squid Merman

Diavolo: Vampire Squid Merman

Jolyne: Great White Shark

Ermes: Axolotl Mermaid

Foo Fighters: A colony of plankton within a mermaid’s corpse

Weather Report: Angelfish Merman

Anasui: Giant Squid Merman

Emporio: Clownfish Merman

Pucci: Angelfish Merman

Johnny: Cookie-Cutter Shark

Gyro: Seahorse Merman

Hot Pants: Sea Cucumber Mermaid

Diego: Hydobus Merman

Funny Valentine: Starfish/Jellyfish Merman

Josuke(Part 8): Pajama Shark Merman

Yashuo: Dolphin Mermaid

Part 8 Highaskata Family: Different species of Nudibranch Merpeople

Rai Mamezuku: Tripod Fish Mermaid

Tooru: Coral Hybrid Merman

Jodio: Lemon Shark

Dragona: Leafy Sea Dragon Mermaid

“Also, our Swims(which is my uncle’s way in naming our stands) are the Mer type as us Stand users. So there’s that. Anyway, ask away or something.”

Follows for this account will be followed back by on @jjbafan240, so don’t be shy about following this blog! It’ll help in knowing when your asks are answered.

“Ask away!”

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25 posts! 75 more until we reach a 100! But… I have a surprise! Why introduce one mother of one Jojo, when I can introduce… Jolyne’s mom!

Jolyne: My mom? I haven’t seen her since… since the great storm! I thought she died!

???: No I didn’t, our grown up Sea Princess!

Jotaro: (Gasp) No-one can call my daughter that nickname, but-

Marina: Your darling wife! (wink)

Jotaro: Marina! I’m glad you’re back. I thought I lost you forever…

Marina: No, I didn’t leave the way you’re thinking. I actually was swept away by a strong current into the path of a fishing boat. But, I was then pricked by a strange arrow, which awakened some sort of spirit that saved me. It had an Orca whale tail, like mine.

Sun Star Deluxe: Yes, I was the one who saved her from being killed.

Jotaro: You have a stand now, too? Heh, I guess you and I still have things in common. Should we get married again?

Marina: (giggles) Sure, honey.

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We reached 10 reblogs! To celebrate, I think now’s a good time to introduce… Josuke’s mom!

Josuke: My WHAT NOW?!?!? Can we not bring her on here? I mean, it’s for a celebratory reason, but she’s actually-

???: A mix between a Great White and a Pajama Shark? Yes, I am!

(Josuke lets out a high pitched scream)

(Diavolo has a heart attack from said scream)

Okuyasu: Hi there, uh… Josuke’s mom! Um… what is your name?

???: Well, my name is-

Doppio: (replicates a cellphone ringing) “Yes, boss?”

???: Okay… interesting.

Jotaro: You’ll get used to it. I also apologize if my… (eurgh, I can’t believe this relationship he has with me.) uncle had ruptured your ears. I know of a couple of healing techniques, so don’t be afraid to ask me if you did have a broken eardrum.

???: Aww, thanks! Anyways, onto my name. My name is Tomoko Highaskata.

Okuyasu: Nice to meet you, Tomoko!

Yukako: Hello, mom!

Koichi: Greetings, Miss Highaskata!

Rohan: Wait, so that fool with the steak hair is related to you? No wonder why he’s so… pent up!

(Tomoko’s gentle nature has left the building.)

Tomoko: Josuke, sweetie, mind helping me teach this snobby manga artist a lesson?

(And that sentence changed Josuke’s attitude immediately.)

Josuke: Heh, sure thing mom. I never get tired of reminding Rohan that my hair is something not to be insulted.

(And the two Higashikas start beating up Rohan.)

HEADS UP! I’m adding a new event to this blog!

It’s called: Mer-Diavolo’s Infinite Deaths.

How does it work? Well, a bit of the original canon has to be added to make it make sense. Giorno still defeats the aforementioned villain and puts him in a death loop with GER(Golden Experience Requiem), BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT: Diavolo’s deaths are more akin to how most sea creatures, as well as squids perish, like being eaten by predators, eating or touching things that are poisonous, being killed by fishers, turned into sushi, etc.

After Diavolo dies, Doppio will appear and will get a call, to which he then finds a thing to use as a phone.

Look out for it!

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Here’s the first time this event has happened: https://www.tumblr.com/the-bizarre-sea-askblog/784288970718822400/wamuu-oh-my-this-other-universe-version-of-me-is

HEADS UP! I’m adding a new event to this blog!

It’s called: Mer-Diavolo’s Infinite Deaths.

How does it work? Well, a bit of the original canon has to be added to make it make sense. Giorno still defeats the aforementioned villain and puts him in a death loop with GER(Golden Experience Requiem), BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT: Diavolo’s deaths are more akin to how most sea creatures, as well as squids perish, like being eaten by predators, eating or touching things that are poisonous, being killed by fishers, turned into sushi, etc.

After Diavolo dies, Doppio will appear and will get a call, to which he then finds a thing to use as a phone.

Look out for it!

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HEADS UP! I’m adding a new event to this blog!

It’s called: Mer-Diavolo’s Infinite Deaths.

How does it work? Well, a bit of the original canon has to be added to make it make sense. Giorno still defeats the aforementioned villain and puts him in a death loop with GER(Golden Experience Requiem), so there are some humane deaths, and even “bizarre” deaths(get the pun?), BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT: Diavolo’s deaths are going to be more akin to how most sea creatures, such as squids perish, like being eaten by predators, eating or touching things that are poisonous, being killed by fishers, turned into sushi, etc.

After Diavolo dies, Doppio will appear and will get a call, to which he then finds a thing to use as a phone.

Look out for it!

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Rohan: I’ve noticed that you started a blog, and forgot to tell me! I could hear all your nonsense while I was making the world’s first waterproof manga!

Josuke: I don’t about that, the last few weeks, me and my buds were hanging out so much, we couldn’t hear your complaints!

Okuyasu: Yeah! Besides, your mangas are too uninteresting!

Koichi: Sorry MerMaster Rohan!

Yukako: Shh! Don’t talk to someone I dislike!

Koichi: Right, sorry Yukako!

Josuke: See, you being here caused my sister to be irritated!

Rohan: The fact your hair stays up in water, despite it looking like a wet slab of meat, is irritating!

(And that my friends, is something I’ll forever call: “Mistake #1.”)

Josuke: THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!?!?!?

(Suddenly, Josuke’s stand, Crazy Diamond Pearl is summoned! He’s the same Mer type as his master, and boy does he look mad.)

Crazy Diamond Pearl: DORAAAAAAA!!!!

(Aaaaaand… the fighting looks like it ain’t gonna stop.)

Oku: If only he hadn’t insulted the hair…

Yukako: I agree… my brother’s hair is as beautiful as my lovey dovey pookie smookie sea bear! (Hugs Koichi)

Koichi: T-Thanks, Yukako! (Chokes a bit)

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Wamuu: Oh my, this other universe version of me is quite happy to be with such fine mermen!

Vanilla Ice: Heh. That goes double with me.

Diavolo: (distant) Not with me!

Vanilla Ice: (sighs) Excuse me for moment…

(You can’t see it, but… just pretend Vanilla Ice is both squeezing and electrocuting Diavolo until the latter is a fried squid merman)

Vanilla: He deserved it.

(The Joe-Sharks are feasting on Diavolo’s fried corpse.)

Kira: And three, two, one…

Doppio: (replicates a phone ringing, and goes to pick up a seashell to answer a call)

Kira: And there it is. It’s starting to feel regular by this point, ever since Giorno placed him in that death loop. I’ve seen him fished, devoured by predators, eating poisonous fish, touching poisonous plants, etc, etc.

Vanilla: I’m kinda getting used to it, too.

Hol Horse: Me three. But what’s HE doing here?

Jonathan: Oh, my apologies! I don’t eat meat often, I filter-feed krill and plankton.

FF: (!) Stay away from us!

Jonathan: Calm down Foo Fighters, I won’t eat you, you’re a friend of one of my relatives!

Jolyne: Yeah, calm down Foo. He’s friendly, and is friends with my bro, and my dad.

Jotaro: Heh. You learn a lot in such short time, “Sea Princess Jolyne”.

Jolyne: Dad! You told me you’d stop giving me such baby nicknames!

Ermes: (contains her laughter) “Sea Princess Joylne”, nice nickname!

(Jolyne groans so loudly, you could hear it from the surface, while Jotaro laughs about it.)

The Seaphire Heartverse Crew!

Mer! Bel, NarWhamuu, Mer! Tippy, and Van-eel-a, all have bioluminescent markings/tattoos! Our tattoos are basically like the merfolk equivalent of a cutie mark... in a way!

Mer! Bel's thing is a diamond because he's elegant, beautiful, loves jewelry, and he has a knack for finding interesting objects!

NarWhamuu's thing is swirls because he's an ocean wind-mage fish and he can either help sailors find their way back to land with a gentle ocean breeze, or if they're disrespectful to the sea, he could call upon nature and create a huge monsoon!

Mer! Tippy and Van-eel-a's things are hearts because they are two halves of the same coin! They are filled with neverending love and a strong drive to protect their loved ones with their ice (Tippy) and electric (Vans) powers!

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Wow, my main blog turned one! I would like to thank everyone for sticking by, and to @erghlrblrblrblr and @edgy-fish-boy for sending me asks for this askblog, and to @sapphire-heart-tippy for making the first piece of art on this blog ever! You guys are awesome!

Joseph: Or, you can say they are… FIN-CREDIBLE!

Caesar: (chuckles a bit) You know what? That’s actually pretty funny.

Joseph: See? I told I’d make you laugh some day!

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If you haven’t heard, my main blog @jjbafan240 has turned 1 year old today!

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Can’t believe that this was my one year anniversary!

Big shout out to all of my pals for sticking by me for 12 whole months, especially @edgy-fish-boy, @sapphire-heart-tippy, @krisling-crossroads-mod, the mod for the @ask-team-bucciarati blog, and many more!

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Lisa Lisa: Goodness gracious, is that me? What even happened to me?

DIO(Part 3): Ah, I see that the version of you from that universe has been cursed to be a head in a clam… I like it~

can you draw clam lisa lisa for mermay lol

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Jolyne: You know, he may act obnoxious towards my dad, but my brother is quite a kind person towards me and my pals! The other day, he took me to his favorite place in the ocean, and it was wonderful! We even shared a hug!

Jay: I liked that hug, thanks sis!

Jolyne: Right back at you, bro!

(Shout out to @sapphire-heart-tippy for this wonderful art!)

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(Welp, some technical difficulties have happened and that milestone has been revoked for a bit.)

Do the mers still have their iconic accessories? Like Joseph's scarf or Jotaro's hat?

Believe it or not, they do! They also have markings that resemble their clothing as well. In fact, I think there’s a discussion going on right now, let’s listen, shall we?

“Dad, you’ve worn that hat since the blog started, how did you get it?”

“Well, my mom made it from both human clothing materials, and coral.”

“Yes, that is correct, son!” (Kisses Jotaro)

(Blushes) “Good grief, mom… and in front of my daughter.”

(Jolyne giggles) “Only you can blush like that, Dad!”

“His face turned red… BETTA red, to be exact!”

“Jojo, just… just don’t make that joke again, please…”

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Yukako: Surpsingly, so do I! Isn’t that right my little snuggly pookie sea-bear?

Koichi: Uhh… Y-Yes! Yes, that is indeed correct, Yukako! I can’t wait for our date on Valentine’s Day!

Yukako: Why wait for that day? Let’s go on it NOW!

Koichi: help me Josuke!

I'm such a squishy sappy person, I love the Valentine's Day aesthetic so much

Like yes, give me more pink and red and heart shaped everything, gimme strawberries and chocolates, and lovey dovey mushy gushy wubwub kissy-kissy stuff 😭💙💜💙💜💋💋💋

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Josuke: Boom! And that’s another win for me!

Jotaro: Uncle, what are you even playing?

Josuke: Oh! Jotaro! I didn’t see you there. I was busy playing this new game called “Bump! Superbrawl”. It’s like Smash Bros, but different!

Jotaro: How different is it?

Josuke: Just give it a try!

Jotaro: Good grief… fine. But don’t think I wouldn’t forget you breaking the fourth wall with that-

(Jotaro! No! Don’t insult your relative’s hairstyle! It’s bad news!)

(2 HOURS LATER…)

Abbacchio: What’s going on here?

Bruno: It seems they managed to start playing mobile games on their shellphones.

(VICTORY!)

Jotaro: Huh. That was an easy win. Star! Did you gave me an advantage?

Star Platinum: ORA! (NO!)

(Well, they seem to be enjoying the game. Wanna give it a try? If you own a PC or phone, give it try with the link provided!)

https://www.bump-mob.ubi.com/game/referral/5-54GUD26S

Also, starting from now, the Swim user’s Swims will be apart of the conversations! But there are some that can’t speak English, so… I guess I’ll translate for them.

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“I noticed that it has been a moment since we did something here…”

“Agreed… we need something to do!”

It seems we have not many asks as of late. Please send in more!

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We just keep getting new followers every day!

Shout out to @connor-dioda for being the newest one!