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you know what I'd fall for it too, he's very convincing
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(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*
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lil short excerpt from a board sequence for that nutcracker anime i keep threatening to make
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say what you will about the historical figure of Cardinal Richelieu but the ‘black breastplate over cardinal’s robes’ look is some warhammer shit

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honestly everyone keeps saying I'm a knight captain in name alone because my father wanted to give me something to do that wouldn't interfere with the family name, but all of the governors seem very enthusiastic about my campaign, and they're giving me all kinds of cool gifts for the road, so maybe my brilliance is finally being recognised
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i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.
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gonna fuck around and make the NFL watchable
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Me when there's nectar, cactus fruit, and insects at the function.
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kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
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