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I just read Left Unsupervised and am now imagining Milena joining a group of bards (to escape from a Velen wedding or just to see the world).

... what? She's almost pocket-sized! Aiden and Lambert will be delighted!

*delighted giggling*

Aiden: Look! I found one! She's tiny! Very kidnappable! Please? *pleading kitty eyes*

Lambert: Why the fuck do I gotta be the sensible one? Sorry, miss, uh, you can go if you want, really you can...

Milena: I think I should rather like to be kidnapped, actually.

Lambert: o.O

Aiden: O.O

Lambert: Really?

Aiden: Victory is mine!

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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading

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In a deal with a fae, you must give up something you hold dear. Whether it be your name, your first born, or something else, it must be held dear. You, gave up your addiction. It worked.

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hakoda drip

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how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

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This is probably different for different people but for me personally ADHD feels like if you can only carry a cup of water across a room if you’re juggling with your other hand

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I think it probably really grinds Mallory's gears that he just has to accept that whatever intel he shares with Q is going to be subsequently told to Bond, and vice versa.

Like. Even if these two yahoos are not romantically involved (yet), they gotta discuss stuff with their work husband! It just has to happen! If there is Important Confidential Intel to consider, they have to put their heads together and talk it over and come up with a plan! They gotta loop each other in!

And it's extremely valid that this probably annoys the piss out of Mallory because this is legitimately terrible OPSEC. But. They're gonna do it anyway!

And they will keep this stuff confidential! It's just that they're gonna keep it confidential...between the two of them. They're kinda operating on the assumption that 'this is extremely confidential, don't discuss this with anyone' means 'except for your work husband, of course!'

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The bonfire of the dolls

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New fic! Winter Entertainment is a sequel to Second First Time.

Geralt, intrigued by his encounter with a temporarily-cursed-female Eskel, went and hunted down the sorceress who cast the spell, and brought a copy home to Kaer Morhen for the winter. Eskel thinks this is an amazing opportunity. Lambert is...less enthused. At least at first.

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seriously, the market is too saturated (in MY subjective perception yes yes) with Q getting kidnapped / captured / beat up / etc. *what about second breakfast voice* what about beating the shit out of James Bond?

still does not happen NEARLY enough to him, for my tastes. well. I suppose I always have Fleming to turn to for Graphics Depictions of Violence (against James Bond specifically) <3

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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cuteness aggression

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i ended up coloring it lol

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