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OMG, HOW MUCH I LOVE MY MOM

YOU CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH I LOVE HER, SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL, SO COOL, AND THE COOLEST MOM IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!

I’M GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEEEE RIGHT NOWWWWW

uh. lots of energy there but good for you buddy!

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What's your favorite weapon?

nothing as effective or satisfying as a gun!

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What do you think of Breadhead?

hes so cool! what a guy. also hes so good at piano. like he wont say it but hes GOOD

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What kind of sister is Mel?

im the best kind!!

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Can we ask Mel questions too?

guess what you already are!!

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Do you celebrate your birthday? If so, what do you usually do?

i dont really know my birthday, theres just the day ken ““found”” me *wink wink* i celebrate by asking him to let me make a big explosion and he celebrates by being SUCH a buzzkill and saying no, and then mud and breadhead celebrate by sneaking out and letting me do it anyway

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Tell us a scary story pretty please?

Uhhh I’m not good at those. Let me ask Mel…

alright, anonymous twerp! you want a scary story? well ill give you one! legend says that theres a forgotten virtue, whos name is BLOODBATH. bloodbath was too cool and fun for the other virtues, so they kicked him out of heaven, cursing him to live among the rotlings!!!! he was super pissed, because he was a dumb virtue and had no idea how things work here. he got stabbed SO MANY TIMES, but of course he can’t die. so he had to learn how to sew himself up, but he did a really bad job because like how do you sew metal. so, he started looking for other materials. over time, he collected pieces of rotlings and sewed them onto himself. he started to blend in. look like one of us. but his victims are conscious. he could be anyone, anywhere!! the only way to know its him is if you hear the begging, the pleading, and the tortured screams coming from beneath his skin.

breddy ran away. i guess ill give this back when he asks for it

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WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!

A wall?

I’m gonna look at this wall for a bit. So it doesn’t do anything.

I never noticed that stain before…

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Do you like thunderstorms?

Only when I’m inside

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Are you scared of the dark?

Not really, just when someone’s telling scary stories…

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have you ever kissed anyone?

No my mouth is too big

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Do you like horror stories?

Yeah, as long as there’s light and someone to give hugs…and sometimes it’s hard to sleep after them…

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Are you single?

Technically I have the souls of a thousand litterbugs, so I’m not really alone!

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How fo you feel about having fans for doing crimes (and music) ?

I don’t get it…I’m just a bread golem. I’m not even doing the best crimes or music—there are actual people known for those things. How do you all know me, anyway?

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What kind of dad is Ken?

A great one! He almost never barks at me

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Are you more of a morning or evening person? Do you prefer to wake up early or stay up late at night?

I’m a whenever person! I sleep when I sleep

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Yeah

Woah a talking bread thing

Hi

Hi