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My NSFW Catgirls zine.

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ok this dni has me sobbing

proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list

this person doesn’t know what they are

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claire’s

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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i love wearing my whitest shirts to prepare my reddest meals

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You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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Yaoi

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Posted for the beauty and eloquence of this comment:

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James Bond ain't special, if you want to see a misogynist who thinks he's saving the world from communists, just open tumblr.gov

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what are y’all’s strategies for trying to convince yourself there is joy in your future and that your time is worth being alive for