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The Signs As Things They’re Hyped For

Aries: Animal Crossing 2019

Taurus: Animal Crossing 2019

Gemini: Animal Crossing 2019

Cancer: Animal Crossing 2019

Leo: Animal Crossing 2019

Virgo: Animal Crossing 2019

Libra: Animal Crossing 2019

Scorpio: Animal Crossing 2019

Sagittarius: Animal Crossing 2019

Capricorn: Animal Crossing 2019

Aquarius: Animal Crossing 2019

Pisces: Animal Crossing 2019

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if you can’t inspire yourself to leap blindly into absurdity then how the hell you gonna inspire somebody else can i get an amen

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Wang Meifang

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From Zarnitsy, 1906.

Slithery: my unusual collection of vintage snake imagery.

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*does a tarot reading with my animal crossing amiibo cards*

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DM: I want to start playing DND accurately and with proper rules, so I have a big question of how you, a weak elven lass of 11 strength, are carrying 417 KNIVES. PLAYER: Oh you know. DM: NO I DON’T! PLAYER: Various different locations. In her hat, strapped to her legs, hidden in her cloak, etcetera.  OTHER PLAYER: Knife in the tiddy. PLAYER: Perhaps.

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marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history

me, an intellectual:

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Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that.

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From Sekira, 1906.

From bloody hands to messages written in blood, and from rivers of blood to oceans, my collection of vintage blood imagery is flowing along.

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“you can’t sit with us”

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playing video game

game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon

me: but it ugly

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Great cedar tree, Stanley Park, Vancouver, BC, 1897

from Musée McCord Museum

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The true Animal Crossing Experience©

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double heeled up on a Thursday afternoon

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the year is 1889

me: *dumps a bit of laudanum in my tea*

my faithful butler: sir

me: *pours the whole bottle of laudanum in my tea*

my poor frazzled butler: SIR

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