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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

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you could go to a ketamine clinic and let a psychiatrist put its nasty little therapy-speak hands in your skull and fondle all your trauma until you puke on them or you can come to my house and let me feed you 5 grams of shrooms and convert you to Luciferism. and then you can puke on me.

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this is a fresh start. this is how i move forward!

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Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

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Sculpture by Hermann Nitsch

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Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

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i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

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Bandicoot. 🍓

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Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

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do you think the pope played undertale

That copy of Undertale was thrown out the moment Matpat turned his back on the Pope. I guarantee you, the only person who hates Matpat more than the Pope is Toby Fox for having Mat be embarrassing enough to hand the fucking supreme pontiff of the catholic religion a copy of Undertale to play.

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On my way!! 💐

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fascinating assumption

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i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace

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tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel

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well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting