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heloïse looking at marianne

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me, as I’m rubbing my t gel into my leg: hmm. what if I was cis this whole time

the transsexual angel sitting on my shoulder: who fucking cares. you’re having a good time being on t. either take t as a tranny or take it as a cis dyke. who cares!

me: thanks transsexual angel. are you allowed to reclaim those slurs btw

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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

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The majestic stairway of the enchanting castle constructed by Queen Margherita of Savoy in 1899 - Savoy Castle!

Photo by Peter Rajkai

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how do i make men w long hair luv me

men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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listening to a kmfdm song where they talk abt killing depeche mode

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sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

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I honestly love the versatility of sire-childe relationships. Like they could literally have any dynamic. That’s my mom or dad. That’s my lover. That’s my roommate. That’s my best friend. We’re like siblings. We’re mortal enemies. That’s some guy that stops by for a beer sometimes. That’s my mentor that keeps checking in on my progress every night. They saved me. They ruined me. I hate them. I love them. I know nothing about that man. We know everything about each other. See what I mean

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It is actually crazy how being an ugly middle school girl impacts you forever. Like for years you believe that if you have a crush on someone you are evil and you’re making them uncomfortable. And that’s even BEFORE you realize you’re a lesbian.

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christopher eccleston do you know that i would die for you (1 2)

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Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.

SAW (2004) dir. James Wan

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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Wore a couple modified shirts recently and someone asked “how?” so my illustrator background made me draw this because work was slow ✂️ Featuring examples at the end— drawn in Procreate.

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dynasty (”we’re wonderful folks”)