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This is a long shot in the dark but I have a mighty need and I will literally be best friends with anyone who can make this happen for me. I normally don’t like mixing OCs with canon characters but I wanna roleplay this so bad.

If anyone remembers the TF2 fanfic Eight Mercenaries and a Toddler, I just need these men with a kiddo and found family hurt/comfort shit. If you don’t remember, here’s a link - https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8302553/1/Eight-Mercenaries-and-A-Toddler

I have four-ish characters in mind to chose from for it so I’ll leave a lil blurb about each of them so you can get their vibes. If none of them seem interesting, I do have a few others I could suggest. Each character has an intended character or two for them but I’m happy with any of the mercenaries or combinations thereof, or honestly, even just an oc in a similar situation.

So I’ve got Rishil, a gal who’s lead a life full of fighting so finding herself with them isn’t really anything new. She’s highly stoic, barely had a childhood, but really isn’t all that violent despite her upbringing. Quite the opposite actually, she’s too disciplined. She’s a bit older at 14 but needs the care just as well. Would connect most with Engineer as he could keep her busy with her hands. Heavy is also a good contender given his understanding of how to balance violence.

Lori is a tiny, genius, brat. She’s snarky and too smart for her own good. She’s also lead a really unlucky life filled with tragic deaths all leading to her ending up homeless. For a time, she had her brother with her but he also ultimately dies leaving her on her own. She would likely respect the likes of Spy most but he would absolutely hate her. In the end, she would actually prefer to hang around Sniper because he reminds her a little of her brother. She will give any of the a run for their money though, very mouthy this one. I typically play her around 11 or so.

Next is Linnea, a very shy and timid sort with an intense fear of fire due to an accident when she was really young. She’s very artistic and friendly though and provides the biggest contrast with the cast. She’d likely pair well with, depending on how you play him, Medic of all people. I could see him appreciating her quiet nature and having patience with her not really being willing to talk much at first. Demoman is also a decent pick to pair with her given both have Scottish backgrounds. She’s 10 when the accident happens.

My newest kiddo Shiloh, is nonbinary with they/them pronouns. They are mostly ignored by their parents so they’ve taken on a sort of rebellious but lazy persona as a mask. They pretend to feel apathetic towards the situation but they are desperate to be seen. The fact they’re 99% non-verbal and speak in partially made up sign language doesn’t help. There isn’t a particular merc they would gravitate towards because they tend not to be very trusting even if they act friendly. But that also means once they start getting along with the group they would get along with anyone. If I had to pick, I think Spy would create an interesting dynamic with their impish jester ways. Their age can vary from 8 to even 15.

I can talk details with whoever replies, if anyone replies. I know it’s a weird one but the heart wants what it wants. Anyways, feel free to send me a DM if you’re interested.

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the noise she makes.....

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a comic about getting older

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Some Queenie fo today

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A crumb of serotonin for you

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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Cleaning Cube Wondrous item, common ___

This Tiny, sentient piece of an enchanted gelatinous cube is harmlessly soapy, instead of acidic, and enjoys cleaning the surfaces it travels across. When found, the "cleaning cube" is a dehydrated, 2-inch cube. While dehydrated, the cube is inanimate and its weight is negligible. You can place the dehydrated cube in 1 or more gallons of water as an action, causing it to animate and grow in size to become a 1-foot cube that weighs 6 pounds. The rehydrated cube moves slowly while animated in this way, methodically cleaning objects and surfaces it comes into contact with. The cube remains hydrated for up to 8 hours, but can be squeezed as an action (as if it were a sponge) to dehydrate it again early.

The "cleaning cube" is considered a magical object and is not a creature. It has a speed of 1 foot and can climb difficult surfaces, including upside down on ceilings, without needing to make an ability check. It has AC 10, 10 hit points, and has resistance to all damage. The cube dehydrates when it drops to 0 hit points, but regains all its hit points when hydrated again.

𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚. The "cleaning cube" is a sentient unaligned item with an Intelligence of 1, a Wisdom of 6, and a Charisma of 1. It has hearing and blindsight out to a range of 60 feet. It can’t speak or read, but obeys your commands as best as it can understand them.

𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮. The "cleaning cube" is happiest finding and dissolving dirt and other grime, and enjoys the feeling of moving across clean, polished surfaces. It doesn’t concern itself with combat, preferring to continue its cleaning instead of involving itself in confrontation. If the cube finds a stray coin, gemstone, or other similar small item out of place while it cleans, it will absorb and clean the item until it’s removed by a creature as an action or until it becomes dehydrated once again. ___

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if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

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*slappy wattle noises*

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funny noise

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Glass Bubble Spice Racks, by Bulles d'epices on Etsy

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the way my jaw dropped at this bit

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neato: a 13th-century number notation system created by european monks

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canon lesbian icon

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

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