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cchristian borle… ough lawd… he’s sor perty i need to be sedated

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I sort of blamed Roald Dahl for making Violet’s blueberry inflation, you see I know Violet’s inflation is meant to be some sort of punishment for not listening to Wonka’s orders but basically Many people see this and consider this as a “fetish” to them just to fetishized Violet and various characters (yes even minors) just to mimic Violet’s punishment. If Roald Dahl was alive today and discovered Deviantart, IDK what would he react, would he be shocked, enraged, or idk?

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When I was a bit younger -three weeks ago-, I came to think the Tulgey Wood might be a region of Loompaland. If hornswogglers or snozzwangers don't fight with a bandersnatch over territory, or over who catches the most mome raths or borogoves or oompas in an afternoon, they could at least live on the same country and not necessarily be close to each others.

It would be easier to think that these species could coexist in environments that are certainly far apart. The Oompa Loompas would have an even harder time with a Jubjub bird stalking them. The Jabberwock is a topic for another day.

Rereading the message… Yeah, I don't think they could live too close. Some are in the jungle and some are in a forest. Anyway, I'm still very interested to see how these two stories can be mixed.

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Happy Black Friday everyone! Just a quick reminder that if you see a little green doll that resembles an under water creature from out of this world, to leave it on shelves! For me. Because that doll will be FUCKING MINE.

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I want to adopt Mike as my son. He's just so adorable

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Some people are extremely ridiculous about how “bad” the parents are. Violet is an exception because I know she is a genuine example of abusive parenting in some storylines but parents like the Gloops, Salts, Teavees they are not as bad as that like even remotely??? I grew up with parents similar to the Teavees so it genuinely kinda baffles me that some people think they’re bad parents. Yes they’re flawed but they’re not BAD. And they most certainly don’t need to be rehomed because of it.😭😭

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It was great when it all began

I was a regular… Wonkie Fan?

Nah, I can't change the lyrics without making it a totally different song. It's a totally different context too. That's the only part that seems to work and even with the change, it doesn't sound as well.

I still love it anyway <3

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Hear me out- Veruca salt with the voice of Lois griffin

“PETAH! I WANT A SQUIRREL!”

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When I'm feeling really sad, I like to think of an universe where Augustus, Charlie and Mike (versions of '71) are brothers (literally): older, middle and younger, respectively.

Veruca and Violet. hmmmm, I think they would be from another family, and would be half-sisters. I think of their relationship as that of the stepsisters in Cinderella (1950 movie).

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It’s not over. It’s not fucking over. Until they steal the breath from our lungs and the last of us has given up or given in, nothing is finished.

Today’s to-do list:

1) Take care of yourself.

2) Take care of each other.

3) Start planning.

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Not an ask!! I want to inform mod that the person who use Veruca/Violetta in their asks has harassed creators several times over the years but especially over the past several months. I can't submit images anon, but there's counts of them being homophobic in asks saying (and I quote) "they no love lgbt" so please be weary!

thanks for telling me!! 👍

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i TOTALLY agree with the aroace mike hc

you’re so right i love you

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any trans person reading this I love you

any woman reading this I love you

any poc minority reading this I love you

any queer person reading this I love you

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emr hello im the one who wrote the aroacemike headcanon i will protect it with all my heart i cannot see mike in any relationship tbh..

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the question is what if Veruca and Violetta accidentally ate sweets that can make a person fall in love and they both fell in love with Charlie and after 20 minutes the effect of the sweets passed but one of them secretly loved Charlie equally even without sweets

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i feel like 05 mike would be aroace and he would NOT gaf about relationships.

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As someone who is a lesbian, I don’t understand the lesbian Veruca headcanon. Love Viruca fanart, but she seems like she would be Bi, pan, or hetero/homoflexible

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