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My summer, 2021

Inspired by this tweet

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im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife

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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

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why is my payslip this fortnight just the words "A handsome sum" on a piece of paper wtf

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ive picked up this habit recently of appending "world" to a lot of different things and i have no idea why. for example if im going to get groceries id say "im going to groceries world" or if im eating a sandwich im like "im in sandwich world right now" IT'S SO WEIRD and i have no idea where this came from

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the three pillars of a good band are in order 1 ambiguous bisexuality 2 weird lyrics 3 sucking a little bit sometimes

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Wie cool ist das! (They took the creature)

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gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast

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lil deck of zelda cards I've been working on

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I made a wretched little beast. I call him the glongus.

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I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

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L1527, Angel Wings of Fire

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Remembering the time in college when I had thought the girl I was hooking up with was aware of my trans status

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