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The Tortured Poets Department (MidgeLenny's Version) - Part 1

I've been calling ya but you won't pick up Another fortnight lost in America Move to Florida, buy the car you want But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch you

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But you're in self-sabotage mode Throwin' spikes down on the road But I've seen this episode and still loved the show Who else decodes you? And who's gonna hold you like me? And who's gonna know you if not me?

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I felt more when we played pretend Than with all the Kens Cause he took me out of my box Stole my tortured heart Left all these broken parts Told me I'm better off But I'm not

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Did you really beam me up? In a cloud of sparkling dust Just to do experiments on Tell me I was the chosen one Show me that this world is bigger than us Then sent me back where I came from For a moment I knew cosmic love

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I saw in my mind fairy lights through the mist I kept calm and carried the weight of the rift Pulled him in tighter each time he was drifting away My spine split from carrying us up the hill Wet through my clothes, weary bones caught the chill I stopped trying to make him laugh Stopped trying to drill the safe

God save the most judgmental creeps Who say they want what's best for me Sanctimoniously performing soliloquies I'll never see Thinking it can change the beat Of my heart when he touches me And counteract the chemistry And undo the destiny You ain't gotta pray for me Me and my wild boy And all this wild joy

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To the one who says I'm the girl of his American dreams And no matter what I've done, it wouldn't matter anyway Ain't no way I'm gonna screw up now that I know what's at stake Here, at the park where we used to sit on children's swings Wearing imaginary rings

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I need to forget, so take me to Florida I've got some regrets, I'll bury them in Florida Tell me I'm despicable, say it's unforgivable What a crash, what a rush, fuck me up, Florida

What if I roll the stone away? They're gonna crucify me anyway What if the way you hold me Is actually what's holy? If long suffering propriety Is what they want from me They don't know how you've haunted me So stunningly

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… Is it a wonder I broke? Let's hear one more joke Then we could all just laugh until I cry

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They shake their heads saying, "God help her" When I tell them he's my man But your good lord doesn't need to lift a finger I can fix him, no, really I can

In your suit and tie, in the nick of time You lowdown boy, you stand up guy Holy Ghost, you told me I'm The love of your life // Our field of dreams, engulfed in fire Your arson's match your somber eyes And I'll still see it until I die You're the loss of my life

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He said he'd love me for all time But that time was quite short Breaking down, I hit the floor All the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting, "More" I was grinning like I'm winning, I was hitting my marks 'Cause I can do it with a broken heart 

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We been on a winning streak He jokes that it's heroin but this time with an "E" Cause the sign on your heart said it's still reserved for me Honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?

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Buck’s repressed baby bi brain screamed fuck that guy when he first saw Eddie and he just didn’t realise it was an instruction and not an insult 🤷‍♀️✨💖

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✨Madney in their own world✨

This is my gift for @maygrantgf as part of the @911discord gift exchange ♥️

I really hope you enjoy this little piece of madney at their wedding, complettly in their own little world under Maddie's veil.

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girl help I'm having fic ideas incompatible with the amount of free time I currently have

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I am tryna be your home, your safe place, your go to person…

911 Lone Star: Yee-Haw (1x02)

(insp.)

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Joan: And you’ve turned all the pictures upside down.

Sherlock: I thought we needed a new perspective.

Joan: Because bats have solved so many homicides.

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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not in a pirate way in a fucking fuming with rage way

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Woody Woodpecker (2017) Timothy Omundson as Lance Walters

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faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

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joan asking sherlock what's wrong: i love you so much but if you don't tell me what the fuck is up with you this instant i swear to fucking god-

sherlock asking joan what's wrong: hi :( if you wanna :((( talk :((( i'm here whatever you need whenever you need, you're my best friend, if anything happens to you i will literally die

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I made a helpful infographic to explain

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Elementary as textposts part 5/?