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Here’s Looking At You, Kid
Call me Kat| 24| she/her| New Yorker| Puerto Rican/Colombian 🇵🇷🇨🇴| I swear I think about things only a normal amount
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Tiresias: sorry man, I saw Penelope with another guy
Odysseus: I will throw another fuckin baby off a wall
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
#glad I’m not the only one that absolutely HATES folding my laundry#like…. they’re already clean what do you MEAN there’s more work after#it is also…. so boring… I hate it
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet
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Anyway shout out to Dewey who constantly looked like he was having the worst time of his fucking life in the pitches
Just an 11 year old pissed off at the world it seems😭
#hey prev? fantastic thoughts and now you got me think too#also does he have a cup of coffee in that first one?#lmao what if he’s one of those people where it has the opposite effect and it just makes him MORE tired and irritable
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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”
floored to know something about me aligns with this duck
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last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying
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ODYSSEUS SCREAMING “WHO?” BUT IT'S HIM. THE HAUNTED MAN WITH A TRAIL OF BODIES STANDING BESIDES HIS WIFE IS HIM.
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Anybody want to play hangman with me?
Here's the word:
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The speed at which Ify answered, Emily's little nod, the reaction from Alexis, and "That's when the writer's strike started."
This is a perfect Game Changer clip.
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Customer: YOU FOOL
DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL
Verdict: DENIED
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