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"Some people would pay for this, y'know?"

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I can’t stop thinking about this video

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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

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the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it

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i very rarely have transmasc headcanons for canonically female characters but it's just undeniable that testosterone would have saved toph beifong

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twitter is fucking incredible

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google search Beautiful rocks near me

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They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

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first we do a Lego sesh then we do each other

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is transitioning from male to female to become a femme lesbian a reasonable option?

it is one of the coolest things you can do on this bitch of an earth

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read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

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you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"

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beautiful women are coming to destroy you

Hey man it’s really cruel to joke about that. I set aside my entire busy schedule and no beautiful women showed up

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tarot reading