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ANNOUNCEMENT:

Translation for this coming soon, but. It’s sad to say as of recent I’ve been put into a job role preventing me from posting on this account. It was fun to post on here, occasionally, but for my job and personal safety, I’ll be resigning. I love you all, have a great one!

And, thank you customers like Peter, for helping this job get easier. You were always quite a man to talk to! Don’t forget that!

To the rest of you, it’ll be a pain, but like the other bosses, you can still contact me! I doubt with how slow things have been running that they’ll update anything anytime soon… aha…

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eat a taki

nope.

Eric

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Updates to the network!/F¶křaãß aā aoã æamārl!

During our absence, we were able to make some important bug fixes! Especially some to avoid some lawsuits, as per a special request!

Kfrħæļ āfr řcßãæbã, mã mãrã řcÿã aā wřlã ßāwã ħw¶ārařæa cfļ pħcrãß! Ã߶ãbħřÿÿou ßāwã aā řzãħk ßāwã ÿřmßfħaß, řß ¶ãr ř ߶ãbħřÿ rã—fãßa!

Some of these changes can include:

ẞāwã āp apãßã bpřæļãß břæ ħæbÿfkã:

• Faster speeds!/Přßaãa ߶ããkß!

• Translation bug fixes./Arřæßÿřaħāæ cfļ pħcrãß.

• A way to reboot easier./Ř mřou aā rãcāāa ãřßħãr.

• Calling across universes!/Břÿÿħæļ řbrāßß fæħzãrßãß!

• A decoder, so you can’t just act like that towards your friends./Ř kãbākãr, ßā ouāf břæ’a łfßa řba ÿħlã aořa aāmřrkß ouāfr prħãækß.

• Programs for reminders./¶rāļrřwß pār rãwħækærß.

• Less access to The Bubble, sorry folks, we can’t afford to get sued!/Ÿãßß řbãßß aā Aoã Cfccÿã, ßārrou pāÿlß, mã břæ’a řppārk aā ļãa ßfãk!

We at The Coa Vjcvu Pke Network thank you for all your support, even at hiccup times like these. It keeps us going, and helps us all!

Mã řa Apã Coa Vjcvu Pke Æãamārl aořæl ouāf pār řÿ ouāfr ßf¶¶āra, ãzãæ řa oħbbf¶ aħwãß ÿħlã aoãßã. Ħa lãã¶ß fß ļāħæļ, řæk oãÿ¶ß řÿ.

Thank you, and goodbye.

Aořæ ouāf, řæk ļāākcouã.

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That was certainly a week wasn’t it! Sorry for the absence, but, management gave me a leave as a ‘sorry’ for what happened. Sure it won’t help, but apparently I have- mandated therapy. Funded by the company. So, with everyone back, especially from Valentines too, I hate the ‘season of love’ sometimes… we should be completely back! Thank you for your patience.

Tarron Eastwood

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I think there might be an uptick in sales!

Tarron

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I can’t explain why but- I think things might be looking up!

Tarron.

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well! Thank you- everyone… as, I just got a promotion!

Tarron

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Hello One Hello All!

Just a quick announcement that EVERYONE here should know, any issues and you can easily DM one of our employees! If you need anything, just use a number from the Rentry!

Tarron

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Hello!

Welcome to the Network!

I’m the new manager, Tarron! I haven’t given myself a proper introduction since. Well, I guess just was nervous!

We use our platforms as a user friendly way to traverse with AI and programs, as well as be able to communicate so well, it might even be crossdimensional! Isn't that great?

Now, our programs free trial is amazing. So, we made it longer! Just for you all!

Now, more about me!

I'm a simple man, just use He/Him. I act a little immature sometimes. But, hopefully, we can look past that!

I hope we can get along!

Much, platonic, love:

Tarron Eastwood

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I’m sure the boss would want a good clean translation on here! But screw that! I’ve got a life to live!

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We have a new employee website!/Mã ořzã ř æãm ãw¶ÿāouãã mãcßħaã!

The interviewing process will be open soon!/Aoã ħæaãrzħãmħæļ ¶rābãßß mħÿÿ cã ā¶ãæ ßāāæ!

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Hello!

The Faspial at the bottom translates to…

“Shut up, 555.”

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ẞofa f¶, 555.

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Translation is Open!

With our new services, on this app, simply mention this profile under anything, and we can translate it to, or from, Faspial!

Mħao āfr æãm ßãrzħbãß, āæ aoħß ř¶¶, ßħw¶ÿou wãæaħāa aoħß ¶rāpħÿã fækãr řæouaoħæļ, řæk mã břæ arřæßÿřaã ħa aā, ār pæāw, Faspial!

Not happy? Well, message any number from our website to contact customer service. (PHONE LINE COMING SOON.)

Æāa oř¶¶ou? Mãÿÿ, wãßßřļã řæou æfwcãr pæāw āfr mãcßħaã aā bāæařba bfßaāwãř ßãrzħbã. (¶OĀÆà ŸĦÆà BĀWĦÆĻ ẞĀĀÆ.)

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A Recent Mistake/Ř Rãbããa Wħßařl

Hello.

Oãÿÿā.

Recently we have been made aware of a mistake on our website.

Rãbããa mã ořzã cããæ wřkã řmřrã āp ř wħßařlã āæ āfr mãcßħaã.

We seem to have been hacked, or accidentally credited a man who has never worked here, nor could we find records of.

Mã ßããw aā ořzã cããæ ořblãk, ār řbbħkãæařÿÿou brãkħaãk ř wřæ moā oãß æãzãr mārlãk oãrã, æār bāfÿk mã pħæk rãbārkß āp.

We take responsibility and will fix it the soonest we can.

Mã ařlã rã߶āæßħcħÿħaou, řak mħÿÿ pħz ħa aoã ßāāæãßa mã břæ.

We’re sorry.

Mã’rã ßārrou.

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PUBLIC STATEMENT / ¶FCŸĦB ẞAŘAÃWÃÆA.

Due to the recent allegations that have come out regarding the Johnson family, specifically Josh Johnson, we’ve decided to not associate with the Johnsons. We hope you understand.

- Kfã aā aoã rãbãæa řÿÿãļřaħāæ aořa ořzã bāwã āfa rãļãrkħæļ aoã Johnson přwħÿou, ߶ãbħpħbřÿÿou Josh Johnson, mã’zã kãbħkãk aā æāa řßßābħřaã mħao aoã Johnsons. Mã oāfã ouāf fækãrßařæk.

We and everybody else hope the best for Henry Johnson, and hope for the best for his recovery, physically and mentally. <3

Mã řæk ãzãroucākou ãÿßã oā¶ã aoã cãßa pār Henry Johnson, řæk oā¶ã pār aoã cãßa pār oħß rãbāzãrou, ¶ooußħbřÿÿou řæk wãæařÿÿou.

Stay Safe. <3

ẞařou ẞřpã. <3

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About Us!/¡Řcāfa Fß!

PLEASE NOTE: Some of these letters may be inaccurate! Especially the U’s! U=F! Remember that!

Hello and welcome to The Coavjcvupke Network!

¡Oãÿā řæk mãÿbāwã aā Aoã Coavjcvupke Æãamārl!

Here we offer quality experiences regarding networking for people far away! Some people say it’s good enough to span across the universes! Oãrã mã āppãr —fřÿħaou ãcr¶ãrħãæbãß rãļřkħæļ æãamārlħæļ pār ¶ãā¶ÿã přr řmřou! ẞāwã ¶ãā¶ÿã ßřou ħa’ß ļāāk ãæāfļo aā ߶řæ řbrāßß aoã fæħzãrßãß!

Our website is: https://rentry.co/the-coavjcvupke-network-pi

Āfr mãcßħaã ħß: https://rentry.co/the-coavjcvupke-network-pi

We have multiple plans! Including…

Mã ořzã wfÿaħ¶ÿẽ ¶ÿřæß! Ħæbÿfkħæļ…

A 30 day free trial!

Ř 30 křou prãã arħřÿ!

Normal: 5$ A month.

Æārwřÿ: 5$ Ř wāæao.

Golden!: 10$ a month. Includes an antivirus and better encryption!

Ļāÿkãæ!: 10$ ř wāæao. Ħæbÿfkãß řæ řæaħzħrfß řæk cãaaãr ãæbrou¶aħāæ!

Premium!: 15$ a month! Includes all Golden benefits, faster connection, translators, trackers, and easier customer support contact!

¶rãwħfw!: 15$ ř wāæao! Ħæbÿfkãß řÿÿ Ļāÿkãæ cãæãpħaß, přßaãr bãææãbaħāæ, arřæßÿřaārß, arřblãrß, řæk ãřßħãr bfßaāwãr ßf¶¶āra bāæařba!

A phone line will be set up soon for anyone interested! Ř ¶oāæã ÿħæã mħÿÿ cã ßãa f¶ ßāāæ pār řæouāæã ħæaãrãßaãk!

Goodbye [NAME]! Ļāākcouã, [NAME]!