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“I gave you a child, if you recall.” (S.3, ep. 9) 

“Almost as though we have a daughter together.” (S.1, ep. 7 script) 

(S.1, ep.1)

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Star Wars Episode 7.5: The Complete 14-Page Saga > Artwork of Stephen Byrne

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German Jokes Gothic

You are old. You take a walk in the park with your grandson Fritzchen, whom you constantly tell not to pick up stuff that has been lying on the ground. You slip on a banana peel. “Help me up”, you ask the boy. The wind rustles through dry leaves. Fritzchen’s eyes are cold. “I must not pick up stuff that has been lying on the ground”, he says. You are never getting up again.

You are in East Frisia. You cannot understand what people are saying. Come December, they leave their houses through the windows. They throw pepper on their TV screens. You do not ask why. The more you understand, the more you lose your sanity.

Everyone you meet exclaims “Shark!” Frightened, you ask them: “Where? Where?” You never get an answer. They roll their eyes and walk past you. There is a shark, and you don’t know where it is. It might be right behind you.

There is a rabbit at the bakery, every day. It has a strong lisp. It asks the baker if he has coffee, or carrots. He says no. The baker never has coffee or carrots. The rabbit returns, every day, every day…

You must choose. If you choose A, you are doomed. If you choose B, you must choose again. There is no escape.

Your mother. What about her? You do not know. Everyone else seems to know. There is something about your mother.

You’re drunk. You have been drinking all night. Goethe is still ahead of you. You see him in the distance, laughing at you, then turning and walking away. Desperate, you open another bottle of beer. It doesn’t matter. You will never be as drunk as Goethe.

There is a parrot. It hears everything you say. You do not know what it says to other people but things are never the same afterwards. You slip in the shower and break your neck. The parrot mocks you mercilessly. It is always the parrot.

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You have no idea how excited I get seeing stuff like this.

#RepresentationMatters

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THIS IS WHY REPRESENTATION IS SO IMPORTANT

REPRESENTATION MATTERS [X]

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Standard German: there are three ways to pronounce the letter G me: okay Kölsch: there are SIX ways to pronounce the letter G me:

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I just realised that the rest of the world doesn’t know about one of my favourite New Year’s Eve in Germany things:

Angela Merkel getting out her shiny blazers for her speech.

They’re only for New Year’s Eve. The shiny Merkel is very rare and can only be spotted on the 31st of December.

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Me: I just want to hear those three beautiful words...

Friend: "I love you?"

Me: "Previously... on Hannibal."

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Sweet dreams are made of these

oh my God

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Ich musste doch sehr lachen, für welchen Namen an Neujahr Namenstag ist laut meinem Abreißkalender :’D

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The evolution of the male characters in Sense8

Will went from feeling uncomfortable with having shared an intimate moment with the other male characters

To totally embracing their special bond

And that is beautiful and precious. Sense8 is by far the most human series I have seen to date. 

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Vielleicht ist heute Abend gar nicht automatisch das Ende des alten Jahres, sondern manuell Neujahr.

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Gutes Rutschen ins neue Jahr!

Frohes Neues, Deutschland!

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Apparently Germans really like caffeine shampoo???? 

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what anime is this from? Please, I need to know. 

insp.

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I ran home and drew this on my lunchbreak because I felt like my world would explode if I didn’t. Thanks, Carrie Fisher, for teaching me that girls like us can be princesses, generals, or whatever we want to be. #RIPCarrie