the-con-she-called-conscience
the-con-she-called-conscience
The world as we wish it was.
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Scoundrel. Survivor. Newly spawned adult.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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stay well-kept. stay endlessly evolving. tend to your creative gifts. smell divine. be selective. cook something new. write something true. keep fresh flowers. make decisions that age well. spread light to those in need. pray often & sincerely.
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I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s
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otaku eater
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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon
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Since I know that it helps when you're not ok... what are your favourite things about Artemis?
*feel free to answer whenever younlike, or not to answer, if you don't want to*
Thank you, you’re so sweet 💜 It’s a tough question to answer though x’) I guess, it’s the duality of him. How he’s a perpetual funambulist - never quite a child, never quite an adult ; never quite a criminal, never quite an honest man ; never quite a human, never quite a magical being. Also, how his biggest strengths are also his most fatal flaws ; he is superhumanly intelligent, but that doesn’t mean he’s wise - and most if not all of the times he fell it was because of hubris. He has a resolve of steel, but his unbreakable determination often causes him to go too far, and get people (mostly ones he cares about) hurt.
And the little things, too ; the tiny cracks in his sarcastic facade, that show the heart of gold behind the cold persona. Love this dipshit with all my heart ✨
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THEM IN THIS ECONOMY??
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With how intense the Butler family training seems to be, with the entire goal ultimately centering around the protection of one Fowl from birth- I wonder if there’s ever been an issue where the Butler assigned to their respective Fowl becomes overprotective to the point that it’s not only unreasonable but deeply unhealthy.
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the wife of this boddhisattva keeps cheating on him with me and it sucks every time he catches us fucking on his bed he just smiles and nods with boundless compassion and understanding i think she's actually getting off on how guilty it makes me feel
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"came back wrong" sure yeah that's cool i guess "came back suicidal" now you're talking
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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant
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Its so well made its perfect
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I can’t put my finger on the energy of this gif but it’s Powerful
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just found this picture from an assignment i did last year
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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends
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I’ve been listening to the people in the apartment below me have arguments for two years now and I still can’t figure out what language they’re speaking. The best I can narrow it down is like if Portuguese and Hebrew had a baby. Is that a common pidgin combination
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The prompt was ‘detention.’
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