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A Choice From The Gods Is As Useless As The Gods Themselves
Just a bunch of weird thoughts and stuff I like. HOURS:6-6, after hours can be any time between 7p and 5a. Expect weirder stuff at that time. (29, white, ace, and super shy)
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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
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HELP
MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES
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Sometimes we keep tabs that we may use later and actually use them later!!!
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Oh you’re tired?? Well i know a GREAT place to nap it’s called my chest with my arms holding you ever so gently yeah it’s got great reviews
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#The seven voyages of cynthia.....#Rugrats search for reptar#Finding Cynthia in a ps1 garbage dump with rats and shit was crazy
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He's talking about his feelings... girlies I got him
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Some oddities highlights.
#Oddities expo#World oddities convention#Odd works#Tombsewn#Tombsewn does hand made purses clutches bags wallets etc also#REALLY like their work and they're always super nice and willing to customize
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oh btw you can never go back and even if you could you wont be that person again XD
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Me, in a furious panic 20 minutes after sending: what if I read him really wrong
Me, overcome by that blanket of calm that comes with the truth sometimes: its not like I said something cruel, and even if I read him wrong today I still think it's important to tell him I love and appreciate him & that he means a lot to me.
Do I take the opportunity to tell him he is loved and appreciated and really fuck him up or do I be cool about it
#Loving people and being kind is never something to be embarrassed about#I feel better about that kind of thing now#I want nothing but the best for him and that's it#Not in a breakup way but in a I'd really like to be by your side and watch you grow way#I once told him.... “a wise girl once said I don't know what the future holds. But it would be so cool if you were there with me”
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Do I take the opportunity to tell him he is loved and appreciated and really fuck him up or do I be cool about it
#I stopped being cool when I told him how I play world of warcraft#Oh man I'm gonna really. Woof#I'm alright I've made my peace with it but it may absolutely terrify him
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There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care
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if she’s your girl then how come she’s with me in what physically remains of your glorified childhood sunlit garden and thinking it’s ugly with me and saying “that garden existed in his mind” and “it’s only a memory now”
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Avery: so how did this text exchange go
Me: well he texted me in the morning -
Avery: wait. He texts you good morning?
Me: well, not that time; usually one of us will text good morning or he might continue a convo from the night before, and usually I'll get a goodnight text unless he falls asleep
Avery: wait, wait... you both text each other good morning and good night texts?
Me: yeah but that's not the point of this story
Avery: that is.... so cute?? Why is that so cute
#She wasn't even being mean about it#I was like yes I know I got a good one. I am here for it#We mutually text good morning or good night depending on who texts who first in the morning#Like if I'm up early I might text him good morning#Or if I haven't heard from him by 1030ish I'll text him#But it's truly 50/50 he might text me when he gets up at 6 or 7#I actually really like this about our dynamic bc I don't want him to feel like I'm not willing to put the effort in#And those texts make me happy so I want to try to return the favor!!#He's my favorite person to talk to or see a text from and in a perfect world he likes talking to me just as much
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