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yeahhh you’re right you’re right…want a drink, bud?

does stanchez dni apply to the whole thing or can the man himself say hi @rsanchezc137

HEYYYYyyyy long time no see

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does stanchez dni apply to the whole thing or can the man himself say hi @rsanchezc137

HEYYYYyyyy long time no see

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Question! Hi! So! What’s your favorite song? I wanna find lots of new ones so I can make a new Spotify playlist with them! :)

what you mean by Spotify? hope you won’t charge me

i like I Will Survive with Gloria Gaynor. i’ve heard it when i was making one of my last most successful bank raids. quite symbolic, i get it just now

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"Hello younger version of Mr Pines!

@grenda-grendinator

hey, kid, what’s up? are you lost?

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I-

under the CHECK OUT THESE BLOGS section this blog was the only one

Tumblr bestie you’re breaking

or i’m the only one for you to explore babe

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So likee Stanley what’s your favorite Barbie movie

we only have toys now, but movies what do they look like?

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"Stanley if anyone ever messes with you let me know. I will hastily get rid of them"

hey thanks sixer…

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I ATE YOUR BROTHER 😋😋

😧

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the first snow

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err…ok then…I haven't eaten vegetables for years anyway……wait how can i summon them?

"y'ello! say, could you drink this and let me know what it taste like?" :D

tastes like some sugary vegetable soup

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erhhh…right…just do what you have to do…i hope we’ll stay in touch anyway

SO IS IT A YES?

AM I NOW YOUR ONE AND ONLY?

not quite sure………i lost count

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Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya

is that a spell

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you look so handsome in your blue suit

appreciate that!

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SO IS IT A YES?

AM I NOW YOUR ONE AND ONLY?

not quite sure………i lost count

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i know right…don’t worry let me make you some tea

My name is Stanford Pines and I'm A WHINY UNGREATFUL a "man of science". I'm very dramatic some even call me a drama queen. AND THEY'RE RIGHT!

I got mad at 'my Muse' because of some busted up fists! Wow, look at me acting all high and mighty! Well, maybe 'my Muse' was pissed off because I threatened to unfairly take away the portal. WE HAD A DEAL

Oh but yeah I'm DEFINITELY in the right! Ugh, it's just some busted up knuckles! And- like that's only because I LOCKED 'HIM' out of the lab and refused to talk to 'him'!

Oh, boo fucking hoo I'm just sooooo sad and shit and definitely not being dramatic. IM SUCH A VICTIM AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I'm 21 please please reject all your whatever whoever you have girl guys gays hillbillies triangles and let it be me

well why not and i like the list you’ve mentioned

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Stanley Pines I need you carnally please please please

tell me you age at first