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You'll say, "Do you think we can be friends?" Oh, maybe we have reached the end.
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Idgaf, this rebrand WILL not affect spooky week. Dan and Phil can try prying it from my cold dead hands.
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imagine them in this professional kitchen screaming “OPEN CAN” at the trash can that isnt voice activated. there are tears in my eyes.
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idk what it says about me or them that this was the first thing that came to my mind
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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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dan "pup play is really in right now" calling phil a dog is really something else
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Kier Starmer is a pussy, spends all his time sucking the dick of the US, condoning war crimes and I for one am ashamed that he is my prime minister, he's a facist prick hiding behind a mask of centralist idealogy
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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.
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Was watching the new video on the front room telly. Dan kept giving Phil the point & my dad, outraged, says "what no? Dan definitely won that one. He's just giving it to Phil because he likes him"
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why does phil keep barking. are you a cat or a dog or a frog make up your fucking mind
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