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It’s TMI Tuesday! Ask my muse anything you want and they’ll have to answer honestly.

Originally posted by skreenedtees

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This little one is the reason I have been gone for awhile or at least part of it. She is my new kitten, and she is the most spoiled thing in the world and I love her.

She follows me everywhere and always demands attention. She meows constantly and loves when I throw her toys around.

Her name is Sinbad. I got her about a month ago. So she is seven months old.

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  jealous / possessive  meme pt 2

for part one click here.

“i don’t want you hanging out with her/him anymore.”

“you’re mine.”

“did he/she touch you?”

“tell me there’s nothing going on.”

“i see the way you look at him/her.”

“i see the way he/she looks at you.”

“is there something you’re not telling me?”

“were you just flirting with them?”

“is there somewhere else you’d rather be?”

“do they touch you the way i touch you?”

“do they kiss you the way i kiss you?”

“forget about him/her, let me make you forget.”

“you have a thing for him/her don’t you?”

“everyone needs to know that you’re mine.”

“are you texting her/him?”

“what are you doing home so late?”

“i’m going to make it clear to him/her that you’re mine.”

“you can never see him/her again”

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Sentence startes! (injured & abused edition)

-“Oh, finaly you are awake! We found you in a horrid state…”

-“You are not supposed to move. Lay still!”

-“I hope you learned your lesson.”

-“Who did this atrocity to you?!”

-“Don’t you dare to tell anyone.”

-“No one will hear you here.”

-“Stop screaming!”

-“Please, wake up…”

-“Does it hurt if I touch?”

-“We should find you a doctor.”

-“How many fingers can you see?”

-“It’s time to teach you a lesson.”

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THESE TWO

NEED TO BE HAPPY

TOGETHER

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Make 'Em Confess! [Questions Meme]

Blush: What's something embarrassing you've done in front of a crush or someone you were trying to impress?

Boo!: What startles you?

Oops!: What's something embarrassing you've done in public?

Gone: Ever thought of running away? If you did, where would you go?

Lie to Me: What's a time you've lied?

Broken: What's been your lowest point?

Wings: What's a fantasy or wish of yours?

Kick the Bucket: Name two things on your "bucket list."

Talent: Do you have any strange talents or skills you've learned but never really had a use for?

Sing It!: What's a song or song genre that you like but don't often tell people you do?

Red Handed: What's one of your guilty pleasures?

Psych!: How gullible are you? Have you ever been pranked or playfully fooled?

Scared?: What's an irrational fear or phobia of yours?

Scarred: What's a part of or about you that you're insecure about?

Squirm: What's a topic that always makes you feel awkward when it gets brought up?

Mirror Mirror: How have other people admitted to seeing you? What impression do others say that they have about you or when they first met you?

Story Time: Tell a story about something you did or something that has happened to you within the last 24 hours.

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“You can’t quit! I won’t let you! We made a blood oath!” Alma cried out as he crossed his arms over his chest. “You are stuck for life, like a cult!”

The Punniest of Songs

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“The longer it takes, the better.” Came the second exorcist’s response was he kicked up some of the slush in joy at just being out in the open. Maybe those words sounded weird, since being back at the order, meant being by with Kanda, but sometimes Alma needed to breathe the fresh air.

The cold didn’t even bother him, no, it was relieving it meant freedom, albeit a false freedom, but one he would enjoy all the more.

“The snow is just fun to enjoy, it’s always so pretty when it falls down and coats the ground.” He spoke, blue eyes staring at the stretch of snow, a distance look in his eyes, before it quickly disappeared with a smile.

Though the happiness didn’t last long, he heard the akuma behind them, it was just a small rustle in the tree, but it was different from any of the animals around them, in fact the surrounding trees had been way too quiet.

With a quick pivot of his foot, he turned behind him and shoved the red head to the side, his right arm turning into the sickle blade to block one of the Akuma’s blade, but failed to stop the other that swiped down and with a thud, the second exorcist’s arm fell to the slush covered road.

The Red Stained Truth || Bookmans-Lavi

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“I should be fine. I’m strong, plus I have been out in the snow during the mission I was on, it wasn’t as fun because you weren’t there. But now we can have fun with it.” The exorcist hummed standing up an helping the shorter up and walking with him to his room, so they could get themselves all dressed for the winter wonderland that lurked outside.

Guess who decided to try and make a come back~

          “I think you’re the one who’s more likely to get sick from the cold, though…” he murmured. “But…the snow’s really fun, so, we should hurry, right?” Alma chirped again, nuzzling his duplicate.

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“Mmmmhmmm, Yeah. It was my whole arm this time. Sometimes I get lucky and its just like my hand or even half of it. But This time it was my whole arm. Yuu was trying not to laugh, but I could see it.”

Not even realizing there was something wrong about this to normal people.

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    “Haha! I think I can handle Yuu throwin’ stuff at me, I jus’–”

   HOLD ON ONE HOT SECOND

    “A-Arm falls off?”

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The Red Stained Truth || Bookmans-Lavi

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A grin stretched across the male’s face as he clasped his hands behind his head as he strolled across the snow, loving the sound as it crunched beneath his boots. It’d been awhile since he was able to go out on a mission, he would have rather gone with Kanda, but they seemed rather against that most of the time. Unless it was a large mess and they wanted expendable soldiers.

But Tokki was just as good, in fact, even if they had their rough patches, he actually considered the red head a friend. He didn’t even need a CROW to come this time, that was the best part, no one breathing down his neck to make sure he didn’t do anything Central didn’t like.

“Hey Tokki? Are we almost to the innocence?” Blue eyes glancing up at the taller one.

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“Yeah, the whole grounds are covered with snow. It’s actually pretty deep. It looks like we are getting a white Christmas this year. But we need to get dressed warm before we head out into the snow. I don’t want you getting sick.” He spoke, as he glanced out the windows as well, ice and snow collected on the window panes.

Guess who decided to try and make a come back~

          Alma trilled slightly when the exorcist kissed him. Wagging his tail, he smiled into the kiss and chirped happily at the other. He pulled back when the other mentioned the snow, then looked out the window, not having realized it had been snowing. “It’s snowing?”

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“I can’t promise he won’t get even more mad though, he has thrown stuff in my face when I won’t stop with puns. So prepared to run faster! Though he does do puns once in a while, but I don’t think you could participate in those puns though. Because that normally starts when my arm falls off and I throw at him and tell him I am giving him a hand.:”

....And now the puns get dark.

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    Would you look at that! Alma is proving to be funnier and funnier the more he goes on!

    “Then that means if I ever get in trouble, I know what I can do ta slow ‘im down! Nice nice~! I got another one: the bicycle couldn’t stand on its own ‘cause it was TWO-TIRED!”

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A wide grin stretched on the shorter male’s face. “I like that idea, though I think Allen and Yuu may throw some stuff at us for it.”

The Punniest of Songs

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The Punniest of Songs

“I should just write a song full of puns and not tell anyone except Allen until we are practicing it for the first time.” A mischievous grin spread across the male’s face as he looked at the papers in front of him.

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More laughter escaped the second exorcist as he grinned.

“If you really want to get Yuu with puns, you put them into stories and you just continue going on about them. It’s the perfect way, I mean you just have to make them the root of the story and just see the grow and bloom, and you will get barking laughter from everyone.”

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    “Hey! Hey! Hey! Those are funny! I like those! You put it into a story! That’s the best part!”

    Alright, so that was actually pretty good, he’ll admit.

    “A man just assaulted me with milk, butter and cream. How dairy!”

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A snort left the second exorcist as he started laughing. “Gotta love puns. There was one time, I swear Yuu was gonna throw me out the window. I just spent like an hour making tree puns. Yuu fell for them every time. I just couldn’t be-leaf he let me get away with them. I mean come on, after the the fifth one I was really branching off into some really bad ones.”

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    “What did the grape say when it was stepped on...? Nothin’, but it let out a little WHINE.”

    Maybe he can use some of those “Yuu” puns~