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Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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Will shouldn't have left his glasses and cat sitting out idk

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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ATTENTION there are hummingbird species called pufflegs and they are all wearing very silly pants and that’s their defining trait

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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I can't believe Chris Dunne killed the pope. I'd like to come out and make a public apology for listening to his podcast. I'm shocked and disturbed he would do such a thing. Forgive me

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Will Fish ❤

"Here comes the sun, am I swimming up? "

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Drew funny woodiam in magma :)))

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I realized AI overview can be really really funny if you don’t believe a word it says and would like you to all enjoy these gems

Oohhhhh I love will wood so much he’s such a talented artist,,,, can you believe he created such epic bangers such as my favorites “Little Boy” and “Taco Salad”,,,,,,

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Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys