the-count-and-the-raven
the-count-and-the-raven
Cunt Chocula
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He / him / themIsn’t it a silly question?
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the-count-and-the-raven · 22 hours ago
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While driving, I thought about commuting on a big ol' beetle
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the-count-and-the-raven · 22 hours ago
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the-count-and-the-raven · 22 hours ago
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Boo- Roman jumpscare.
I don’t know why I decided to just sit down and do a bunch of Roman portraits- but here we are. At least I got some practice in and got to play with my new printer’s scanner. (Which is why some of the photos are brighter and more blurry at the edge)
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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woah you're gender fluid? that's so cool. *drinks u
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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The worms are eating my brain and making me draw them
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I'm going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don't care.
Maybe I'm trying to make sure a horrible, pointless, unnecessary death can have some meaning beyond my grief. That my mom's suffering can have some... reason.
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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life in the world to come is a podcast
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the-count-and-the-raven · 2 days ago
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What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.
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