Count Joseph Desaulnier || Counts Joseph and Claude Desaulnier [Ask blog for the Count skin of Joseph the Photographer from Identity V.] [Run by mun Toko/ mun of @theunconcernedembalmer]
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Joseph,in the politest way possible,did you take all the braincells.
frankly,Claude never looks aware of his own existence.

"Don't look at me like that Jo, you know I'm joking!"
#identity v#claude desaulnier#what could have been: claude event#claude is joking but i am not#thank u for this ask i had a good (evil) laugh
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"It is reassuring that my memory is still somewhat working. Speaking of which, regarding the comission, I would like you to help me recreate a... memory... No, that would not be quite accurate, pardon me. How comfortabe are you with painting portraits of people?"
( @whispering-brushes )
Edgar breathes in, then out, before knocking on the door. His expression is flat, and yet, his posture is drawn upward, just like how he has learned to keep himself. There is a slight unsteadiness, though, partially due to his exhaustion and partially due to the fading embers of sickness. (He had been... encouraged to wait until he was feeling mostly better. It was all his patience could take to not get out sooner.) But, here he stands. And all he can do is wait for the door to be answered, and hope things do not go sideways.

"Black tea, if I recall correctly? I shall have that ready in a moment. Do help yourself to the lemon shortbread on the table; I do hope it is to your liking."
#recorded moments: reblog#oil on canvas: whispering brushes#its me i heard the word stroopwafel n went haha no#u dont have to do a closer for that one aha vic already sent the arsenic to bloody sword#whatever happens next is up to ish HAHAHAHA#just take it as vic just happily ran out of the house with the arsenic. hes just like that im afraid#in the meantime. im back at a point where i have multiple muses having tea time rps#i should just draw a tea set separately so i can copy n paste it to my rps akhdkshkd
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Joseph Giffany reference “together forever”, and Joseph just Monika reference. JUST JOSEPH.

((pov you got your photo taken by Joseph))
#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#idv photographer#i forgot how to draw him. and i forgot how to draw hands#disappears for another month or so
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Hi Joseph, and Claude. What would you guys do if you encounter Giffany from Gravity Falls, Monika from DDLC, and Mita from MiSide?


#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#what could have been: claude event#claude desaulnier#there is again not a single thought behind claudes eyes
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( @whispering-brushes )
Edgar breathes in, then out, before knocking on the door. His expression is flat, and yet, his posture is drawn upward, just like how he has learned to keep himself. There is a slight unsteadiness, though, partially due to his exhaustion and partially due to the fading embers of sickness. (He had been... encouraged to wait until he was feeling mostly better. It was all his patience could take to not get out sooner.) But, here he stands. And all he can do is wait for the door to be answered, and hope things do not go sideways.

"Black tea, if I recall correctly? I shall have that ready in a moment. Do help yourself to the lemon shortbread on the table; I do hope it is to your liking."
#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#oil on canvas: whispering brushes#i definitely did not forget how to draw this one. why do i do this to myself
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A little bird told me that there is a kitty adept here. So I present you more kitties.





"Now I wonder how it feels like to have a pet cat..."
#identity v#claude desaulnier#what could have been: claude event#im so sorry this took a while uwu#love the cat influx XD
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I desperately want to get back into black and white photography again, the dark room at my summer art school was so cozy. Do you feel similarly?

I do, and the feeling still lingers even while admiring the photographs. Perhaps even more so.
#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#idv photographer#missing very specific rooms in your previous schools is such a mood. idk what kind of mood it is. but it is one#for me its the tiny room i did my final year project in. mostly in the dark with my laptop and equipment that kept failing for some reason
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what would you get claude for his birthday?

I think I will get him... a comb.
#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#what could have been: claude event#idv photographer#its one of those sibling joke gifts#if u know u know#im too lazy to search for the post its somewhere on the blog ages ago. but basically claudes hair is a mess because he hates combing it
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I would like to remind you that we do not have a medical professional among the hunters in particular; both my comission and tea are secondary to your own well being. Having said that, I can only offer you my apologies if my preparations are incomplete by the time you arrive.
I shall await your arrival then.
"Bonjour, Sir Valden. I came to ask if you took comissions by any chance, however... well, pardon me for saying this, but you do not look very well." @the-count-desaulnier
Oh. He's been spotted. How... does he know if he would consider it inconvenient? There are certainly inconveniences, but the act of being noticed is neutral, it is everything else that makes it annoying. It is hard not to notice that the Count before him is of a similar standing to himself, a fact all too deeply uncomfortable to the painter. "...Consider yourself pardoned." Despite the words, Edgar's voice is flat, weary.
A commission. Well, he knew this was what he would have probably been expected to do if he had stayed. Portraits of people that express nothing, that say nothing, that are still and lifeless. "...I have not previously, but whether that changes entirely depends on what you're about to suggest. I have standards for my work, as I am sure you understand. If I do take it, I will find time. Maybe now, maybe later. But it will be done."
#recorded moments: reblog#oil on canvas: whispering brushes#im so sorry this took so long i tend to disappear from this blog the fastest cos this one is so draining to draw akndksndksnks#the one specializing in drawing twinks decided to have an old man muse u-u#i also used the wrong brush againnnnnn but it turned out ok n im not drawing this one again akdnksnsksnks#i will decide what to serve edgar another day HAHAHAHHAHA#feel free to continue the thread or drop an ask to start another one XD
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if two guys are on the moon and one kills the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

"...why is this even a questionto begin with?"
#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#claude desaulnier#what could have been: claude event#this ask brought back memories of being on this website some 10+ years ago. good times#im definitely not procrastinating the counts replies because hes hard for me to draw or anything shhhhh
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more cat pics for claude!!!

What a lovely little fellow! Many thanks for these wonderful pictures!
#claude desaulnier#identity v#what could have been: claude event#havent had the energy to get to the replies on this blog so have a messy claude for now#also thank u for the cats XD
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don’t know if you’re a cat or dog person, but have a photo of my cat. His name is Kori.

"Yes, I'm seeing it Claude."
"It's a cat!!!"
"Yes, you mentioned that at least twenty times already."
#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#claude desaulnier#what could have been: claude event#i had to bring both the twins in for this#thank you for sharing ur cat this was such a pleasant surprise
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Allow me some time to prepare something that would hopefully suit your tastes. I believe you might need some time to yourself as well.
Well then, I shall take my leave first. There is no need for you to rush over to my quarters, do take your time.
"Bonjour, Sir Valden. I came to ask if you took comissions by any chance, however... well, pardon me for saying this, but you do not look very well." @the-count-desaulnier
Oh. He's been spotted. How... does he know if he would consider it inconvenient? There are certainly inconveniences, but the act of being noticed is neutral, it is everything else that makes it annoying. It is hard not to notice that the Count before him is of a similar standing to himself, a fact all too deeply uncomfortable to the painter. "...Consider yourself pardoned." Despite the words, Edgar's voice is flat, weary.
A commission. Well, he knew this was what he would have probably been expected to do if he had stayed. Portraits of people that express nothing, that say nothing, that are still and lifeless. "...I have not previously, but whether that changes entirely depends on what you're about to suggest. I have standards for my work, as I am sure you understand. If I do take it, I will find time. Maybe now, maybe later. But it will be done."
#recorded moments: reblog#oil on canvas: whispering brushes#hey edgar buddy pal u ok there (rhetorical question the answer is no)#totally not buying time to figure out what those snacks are. surely joseph knows what they are. perhaps#stroopwafel does not sound like a real thing. not to an asian it doesnt#its just. a shitty bootleg waffle what do u mean it has its own name n stuff
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happy valentines day! would the count accept a bouquet of flowers and sweets? <3

Although I would advise someone like yourself to not waste such efforts on myself, I shall humbly accept regardless. Your sentiment is greatly appreciated, even if it is unfortunately unreciprocated.
#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#idv photographer#pushing this reply out first cos valentines should be over in all timezones once this posts#old man has no interest in romance n valentines day horseshit#accidental asexual joseph agenda? shhhhh
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Are you just naturally pale or is it lead paint/lead makeup? (A side note of, I’m so glad to see this blog active again)

Although I do experiment with the make up periodically, especially with Miss Michiko. Maybe it would be better for me to use it now since I would not have to worry about the side-effects.
#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#idv photographer#aaa thank u.... it feels nice to be back uwu#i dipped quite hard on this blog. especially with how hard this one is to draw in general#i didnt actually think id come back or if anyone realized OOPS#anyway i tried drawing him in his hangover outfit for a change#might just go with this since its easier n looks better than whatever i had going on
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Do you believe in psychology?

Perhaps the earth is still flat, then?
#identity v#joseph desaulnier#identity v photographer#identity v the photographer#idv photographer#i juzt realized i could modify josephs once skin for an easier to draw outfit#but i also realize that would be extremely slutty for the old man. i say that like that would stop me#i might. maybe. putting claude in it would be hilarious. minus the wine stains of course
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That is, if you are well enough for the trip. Perhaps we could even begin to discuss my comission. Any preferences for tea or snacks, Sir Valden?
"Bonjour, Sir Valden. I came to ask if you took comissions by any chance, however... well, pardon me for saying this, but you do not look very well." @the-count-desaulnier
Oh. He's been spotted. How... does he know if he would consider it inconvenient? There are certainly inconveniences, but the act of being noticed is neutral, it is everything else that makes it annoying. It is hard not to notice that the Count before him is of a similar standing to himself, a fact all too deeply uncomfortable to the painter. "...Consider yourself pardoned." Despite the words, Edgar's voice is flat, weary.
A commission. Well, he knew this was what he would have probably been expected to do if he had stayed. Portraits of people that express nothing, that say nothing, that are still and lifeless. "...I have not previously, but whether that changes entirely depends on what you're about to suggest. I have standards for my work, as I am sure you understand. If I do take it, I will find time. Maybe now, maybe later. But it will be done."
#recorded moments: reblog#me being insane n drawing for every reply because i am a shit writer#alao going insane cos hes so hard to draw hhhhhh#i keep doing this to myself. old man joseph. fucking embrace. what brainrot does to a mf#tea! tea! tea! and art. i recently found out that claude used to paint#im connecting the dots (im not connecting shit) ive connected them#artist to artist communication except edgar probably doesnt know joseph used to paint#oil on canvas: whispering brushes
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