the-count-desaulnier
the-count-desaulnier
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Count Joseph Desaulnier || Counts Joseph and Claude Desaulnier [Ask blog for the Count skin of Joseph the Photographer from Identity V.] [Run by mun Toko/ mun of @theunconcernedembalmer]
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the-count-desaulnier · 16 days ago
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Joseph,in the politest way possible,did you take all the braincells.
frankly,Claude never looks aware of his own existence.
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"Don't look at me like that Jo, you know I'm joking!"
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the-count-desaulnier · 17 days ago
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"It is reassuring that my memory is still somewhat working. Speaking of which, regarding the comission, I would like you to help me recreate a... memory... No, that would not be quite accurate, pardon me. How comfortabe are you with painting portraits of people?"
( @whispering-brushes )
Edgar breathes in, then out, before knocking on the door. His expression is flat, and yet, his posture is drawn upward, just like how he has learned to keep himself. There is a slight unsteadiness, though, partially due to his exhaustion and partially due to the fading embers of sickness. (He had been... encouraged to wait until he was feeling mostly better. It was all his patience could take to not get out sooner.) But, here he stands. And all he can do is wait for the door to be answered, and hope things do not go sideways.
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"Black tea, if I recall correctly? I shall have that ready in a moment. Do help yourself to the lemon shortbread on the table; I do hope it is to your liking."
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the-count-desaulnier · 28 days ago
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Joseph Giffany reference “together forever”, and Joseph just Monika reference. JUST JOSEPH.
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((pov you got your photo taken by Joseph))
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the-count-desaulnier · 29 days ago
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Hi Joseph, and Claude. What would you guys do if you encounter Giffany from Gravity Falls, Monika from DDLC, and Mita from MiSide?
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the-count-desaulnier · 30 days ago
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( @whispering-brushes )
Edgar breathes in, then out, before knocking on the door. His expression is flat, and yet, his posture is drawn upward, just like how he has learned to keep himself. There is a slight unsteadiness, though, partially due to his exhaustion and partially due to the fading embers of sickness. (He had been... encouraged to wait until he was feeling mostly better. It was all his patience could take to not get out sooner.) But, here he stands. And all he can do is wait for the door to be answered, and hope things do not go sideways.
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"Black tea, if I recall correctly? I shall have that ready in a moment. Do help yourself to the lemon shortbread on the table; I do hope it is to your liking."
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the-count-desaulnier · 1 month ago
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A little bird told me that there is a kitty adept here. So I present you more kitties.
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"Now I wonder how it feels like to have a pet cat..."
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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I desperately want to get back into black and white photography again, the dark room at my summer art school was so cozy. Do you feel similarly?
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I do, and the feeling still lingers even while admiring the photographs. Perhaps even more so.
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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what would you get claude for his birthday?
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I think I will get him... a comb.
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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I would like to remind you that we do not have a medical professional among the hunters in particular; both my comission and tea are secondary to your own well being. Having said that, I can only offer you my apologies if my preparations are incomplete by the time you arrive.
I shall await your arrival then.
"Bonjour, Sir Valden. I came to ask if you took comissions by any chance, however... well, pardon me for saying this, but you do not look very well." @the-count-desaulnier
Oh. He's been spotted. How... does he know if he would consider it inconvenient? There are certainly inconveniences, but the act of being noticed is neutral, it is everything else that makes it annoying. It is hard not to notice that the Count before him is of a similar standing to himself, a fact all too deeply uncomfortable to the painter. "...Consider yourself pardoned." Despite the words, Edgar's voice is flat, weary.
A commission. Well, he knew this was what he would have probably been expected to do if he had stayed. Portraits of people that express nothing, that say nothing, that are still and lifeless. "...I have not previously, but whether that changes entirely depends on what you're about to suggest. I have standards for my work, as I am sure you understand. If I do take it, I will find time. Maybe now, maybe later. But it will be done."
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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if two guys are on the moon and one kills the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
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"...why is this even a questionto begin with?"
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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more cat pics for claude!!!
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What a lovely little fellow! Many thanks for these wonderful pictures!
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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don’t know if you’re a cat or dog person, but have a photo of my cat. His name is Kori.
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"Yes, I'm seeing it Claude."
"It's a cat!!!"
"Yes, you mentioned that at least twenty times already."
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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Allow me some time to prepare something that would hopefully suit your tastes. I believe you might need some time to yourself as well.
Well then, I shall take my leave first. There is no need for you to rush over to my quarters, do take your time.
"Bonjour, Sir Valden. I came to ask if you took comissions by any chance, however... well, pardon me for saying this, but you do not look very well." @the-count-desaulnier
Oh. He's been spotted. How... does he know if he would consider it inconvenient? There are certainly inconveniences, but the act of being noticed is neutral, it is everything else that makes it annoying. It is hard not to notice that the Count before him is of a similar standing to himself, a fact all too deeply uncomfortable to the painter. "...Consider yourself pardoned." Despite the words, Edgar's voice is flat, weary.
A commission. Well, he knew this was what he would have probably been expected to do if he had stayed. Portraits of people that express nothing, that say nothing, that are still and lifeless. "...I have not previously, but whether that changes entirely depends on what you're about to suggest. I have standards for my work, as I am sure you understand. If I do take it, I will find time. Maybe now, maybe later. But it will be done."
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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happy valentines day! would the count accept a bouquet of flowers and sweets? <3
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Although I would advise someone like yourself to not waste such efforts on myself, I shall humbly accept regardless. Your sentiment is greatly appreciated, even if it is unfortunately unreciprocated.
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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Are you just naturally pale or is it lead paint/lead makeup? (A side note of, I’m so glad to see this blog active again)
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Although I do experiment with the make up periodically, especially with Miss Michiko. Maybe it would be better for me to use it now since I would not have to worry about the side-effects.
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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Do you believe in psychology?
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Perhaps the earth is still flat, then?
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the-count-desaulnier · 4 months ago
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That is, if you are well enough for the trip. Perhaps we could even begin to discuss my comission. Any preferences for tea or snacks, Sir Valden?
"Bonjour, Sir Valden. I came to ask if you took comissions by any chance, however... well, pardon me for saying this, but you do not look very well." @the-count-desaulnier
Oh. He's been spotted. How... does he know if he would consider it inconvenient? There are certainly inconveniences, but the act of being noticed is neutral, it is everything else that makes it annoying. It is hard not to notice that the Count before him is of a similar standing to himself, a fact all too deeply uncomfortable to the painter. "...Consider yourself pardoned." Despite the words, Edgar's voice is flat, weary.
A commission. Well, he knew this was what he would have probably been expected to do if he had stayed. Portraits of people that express nothing, that say nothing, that are still and lifeless. "...I have not previously, but whether that changes entirely depends on what you're about to suggest. I have standards for my work, as I am sure you understand. If I do take it, I will find time. Maybe now, maybe later. But it will be done."
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