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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

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Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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artists, this is ur reminder to start drawing references or redesign your original characters before artfight in july this year

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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-

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Saw this tweet foever ago n now i keep thinkin bout how making any character ever Canadian is funny as fuck. Theyre all canadian now

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this is what its like being autistic on tumblr

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to all my mutuals and friends. im so sorry

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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

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2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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Round 1

Propaganda Under The Cut

Roxas:

Identity issues haver. Is the gay person inside your computer (let him out). Has an absolute banger of a boss theme.

garlic bread!! + i love this guy, ty to that anon for reminding me to submit him. he is Very(tm). one crumb of my garlic bread to voters

The guy of all time

emotional damage

Gerry Keay:

That one person who sent the ask in was absolutely right Gerry should be in the Gerrymandering competition. He’s also a goth icon with a very nice voice.

he tries so hard yet nothing goes right for him man… bro’s entire life is entangled in supernatural forces he can’t do shit about. his aesthetic is to die for. This is the Gerrymandering competition - what on earth is it for if not for a guy named Gerry? funnily enough, I went through entire seasons of the podcast thinking his (full) name was Jar-ed, not Ger-ald, because Jon Sims (both the character and the man playing the character who said the name) pronounces them very similarly. Fortunately for the sake of Gerry in the Gerrymandered blorbo competition, his name is actually Gerry.

gerrymandering + he makes me very emotional and i love him

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in 2024 you can't just listen to music anymore you have to fuck it now. this is true

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i lied the compliments are very nice too and im in love with you

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD