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[the-cryptid-of-valhalla]

I tolerate them. Because I am dating you. If I wasn’t I would probably kill you for every pun you make.

Gwen: If a coral gets stressed, it dies. So if I were coral, I’d be dead.

Reyna: What does coral even get stressed about anyway?

Luke: Current events.

Reyna: Get out.

[the-cryptid-of-valhalla]

//ooc

Due to recent events, I just want everyone to know that I fully intend on staying away from and ooc rp drama. This binch lives by the motto “do no harm but take no shit” (via tumblr) so leave me out of that thanks.

That’s not to say though, if you try and come for any of the other rpers I’ll just chill on the sidelines. If you fuck with any of us, I will be taking no prisoners.

[the-cryptid-of-valhalla]

they’re both dead. don’t worry they’ll be fine

im gonna dye my hair blue

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luke no

im gonna dye my hair blue

[the-cryptid-of-valhalla]

i know that but his recklessness doesn’t need encouragement

im gonna dye my hair blue

[the-cryptid-of-valhalla]

please don’t encourage him

im gonna dye my hair blue

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he looks like a dork. and it did have something that made it glow but cameras are shit and can’t capture him in his full dorky glowingness

im gonna dye my hair blue

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luke. luke your hair is literally glowing

im gonna dye my hair blue

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Do me a favor and like / reblog this if you are or do Roleplay with PJO! 

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hey where the fuck is my pride flag

@luke-castaway looking at you

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holy shit wait. Wait.

there’s two of my boyfriend. what

hey @einherji-castellan why does your about say luke is short for lucas?? is your name not lukas??

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that’s so gay???

happy april first my love for my boyfriend @the-cryptid-of-valhalla is as big as Russia

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i am old you fool

@luke-castaway hey you FUCK

[the-cryptid-of-valhalla]

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Hh

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what sorry i can’t hear you over the great words that your generation can’t seem to appreciate

@luke-castaway hey you FUCK

[the-cryptid-of-valhalla]

@luke-castaway hey you FUCK