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pick your poison LMAOOO

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Its not safe out there take this with you

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happy new year. may we see a free palestine in 2025

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New Year resolutions:

Be more faggot

Be more faggot

Even more faggot

Not kill myself

A little bit more faggot

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new one

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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

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Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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me if meowing was a sin tbh

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i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

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not gonna lie, discovering the word “ough” changed me fundamentally as a person

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did not realize there was a Gollum game out so I was staring at this thumbnail like 'well damn the little dude had his problems but 22 minutes of criticism seems excessive'

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nightcore has been invented for the sixth or seventh time

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Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.

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