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Me waking up from a nap sweaty, dizzy, thirsty, and slightly scared of life

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The meeting inside each one’s head:

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*John and Mike Gets into the laboratory*

Sherlock: *He looks at them out of the corner of his eye* [Fuck, he is cute]

John: a bit different from my days. [Oh god, he is hot…act natural John.]

Sherlock: [Ok, act cool] Mike, can I borrow your phone? There is no signal on mine.

John:[omfg his voice]

Mike: What’s wrong with the landline?

Sherlock:[You are ruining my coolness, Mike.] I prefer to text.

Mike: Sorry, It’s on my coat.

John: [Fuck, my moment has come!!] Here, use mine.

Sherlock: [OMG, HE IS GIVING ME HIS PHONE!!] Thank you. *starts walking to John*

John: [Shit shit shit, he is coming, HE IS COMING]

Mike: He is an old friend of mine, John Watson.

Sherlock:[OMG LOOK AT HIS TAN, AT HIS HAIR, AT HIS FACE AT HIS EVERYTHING! He is obviously a soldier, I need to impress him] Afghanistan or Iraq?

John: [wut?] Sorry, what?

Sherlock: Wich one was Afghanistan or Iraq?

John: [what? What is happening?] Afghanistan, sorry how did you-

*Molly gets into the laboratory*

Sherlock: Oh, Molly, coffee; thank you. What happened to the lipstick?

Molly: It wasn’t working for me.

Sherlock: Really? I thought it was a big improvement, your mouth is too small now *drinks coffee* [Molly you are a great person but this shit is cold]

*Molly gets out of the laboratory*

Sherlock: [where was I? Oh yes, the cute soldier] How do you feel about the violin?

John: Sorry, what?

Sherlock: [Darling, you are a bit slow aren’t you?] I play the violin when I’m thinking sometimes I don’t talk for days, would that bother you? Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.

John: [OMG WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING, PAPI?!] But…have you told him something about me?

Mike: No a word.[this shit is working]

John: Who said something about being flatmates?

Sherlock:[he is impressed now, let’s go on] I did, I told Mike this morning that I must be a difficult man to find a flatmate for. And here he is, after lunch with an old friend clearly just home from military service. [He most be impressed…right?]

John:[he is more beautiful when he talk like that…stupid and hot idiot.] how did you know about Afghanistan?

Sherlock: [Not now love, let’s change the subject] How about a little nice place in central London? Together we can be able to afford it. Meet me there at 7 o’ clock, sorry gotta dash, I left my riding crop in the morgue.

John: [Wait, what? You are just going to leave me? I don’t even know your name…and I really want to] Is that it?

Sherlock: [HE WANT ME TO STAY, act cool, don’t forget it, we are supposed to be cool] Is that it what?

John: We just met and now we look a flat.[I mean, it doesn’t bother me, but is not decent]

Sherlock: [problem?] Problem?

John:[Not really but is not decent] We don’t know anything about each other, I don’t know where we are meeting, I don’t even know your name.

Sherlock: I know you are an army doctor…*deducts him completely*

John: [Mate, I feel naked…]

Sherlock: The name is Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker Street *wink* *leaves the laboratory* [DID I JUST WINK?! WHAT THE HECK SHERLOCK?! HE PROBABLY IS THINKING THAT I’M AN IDIOT]

John: [did he…OMG DID HE JUST WINK AT ME?! OMG!!! TAKE ME! HERE! NOW! I’M FUCKING YOURS! SORRY MIKE, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO MOVE, HE WILL TAKE ME NOW!]

Mike: [I’m the fucking cupid motherfuckers]

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“Hey girlfriend! What committed war crimes did I missed? “

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Fuck ‘em kids and fuck you too

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I sometimes don’t know where all of you come from.

Thank you, I suppose.

-SH

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Found this old drawing of mine

Man I should get back to drawing again...

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Me waking up from a nap sweaty, dizzy, thirsty, and slightly scared of life

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Is just lovely the way that you can see Sherlock is slowly learning that people is actually able to warm up to him. Is kinda like the cab scene when he got surprised when, after his deductions, John said “amazing” instead of “a hole”

We pretend to not care about what other say but we know a couple of words can make a huge impact in our life’s, and this shows how despite what everyone says, Sherlock is so painfully human.

He is so used to hear bad things about him that is weird and fascinating at the same time to hear people interested in his life

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Who you really are...but just a bit.

tricky question isn't it?

Well...yeah.

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Little Watson is getting bigger lately.

-SH

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Hello there! How do you spend your free time when not doing cases? :D

Hello.

I do not have free time. But my time off cases is spend doing research and writing music.

-SH

(He does have free time and a lot of it. Is impressive how most of it is used to annoy me. -JW)

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Sorry, @aryistired Can't really make a good deduction based on such little and fussy information but what I can tell you is that he doesn't sound like good news.

-SH

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sherlock hi what's your favourite violin concerto?

Personally, I’ve always been fond of Paganini’s concerto No 2 in B minor, op7, and Sibelius’ concerto in D minor, op 47. Is always been a difficult choice between those two.

John’s favorite on the other hand is Tchaikovsky’s concerto in D major, op 35; he always asks me to play it, is a annoying.he says it helps calming him down. Helps him sleep.

I guess I like Tchaikovsky as well.

-SH

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They were SO READY to be a couple in the pilot episode

But bbc are COWARDS

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The meeting inside each one’s head:

(This is a bit long … Grab a cookie)

*John and Mike Gets into the laboratory*

Sherlock: *He looks at them out of the corner of his eye* [Fuck, he is cute]

John: a bit different from my days. [Oh god, he is hot…act natural John.]

Sherlock: [Ok, act cool] Mike, can I borrow your phone? There is no signal on mine.

John:[omfg his voice]

Mike: What’s wrong with the landline?

Sherlock:[You are ruining my coolness, Mike.] I prefer to text.

Mike: Sorry, It’s on my coat.

John: [Fuck, my moment has come!!] Here, use mine.

Sherlock: [OMG, HE IS GIVING ME HIS PHONE!!] Thank you. *starts walking to John*

John: [Shit shit shit, he is coming, HE IS COMING]

Mike: He is an old friend of mine, John Watson.

Sherlock:[OMG LOOK AT HIS TAN, AT HIS HAIR, AT HIS FACE AT HIS EVERYTHING! He is obviously a soldier, I need to impress him] Afghanistan or Iraq?

John: [wut?] Sorry, what?

Sherlock: Wich one was Afghanistan or Iraq?

John: [what? What is happening?] Afghanistan, sorry how did you-

*Molly gets into the laboratory*

Sherlock: Oh, Molly, coffee; thank you. What happened to the lipstick?

Molly: It wasn’t working for me.

Sherlock: Really? I thought it was a big improvement, your mouth is too small now *drinks coffee* [Molly you are a great person but this shit is cold]

*Molly gets out of the laboratory*

Sherlock: [where was I? Oh yes, the cute soldier] How do you feel about the violin?

John: Sorry, what?

Sherlock: [Darling, you are a bit slow aren’t you?] I play the violin when I’m thinking sometimes I don’t talk for days, would that bother you? Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.

John: [OMG WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING, PAPI?!] But…have you told him something about me?

Mike: No a word.[this shit is working]

John: Who said something about being flatmates?

Sherlock:[he is impressed now, let’s go on] I did, I told Mike this morning that I must be a difficult man to find a flatmate for. And here he is, after lunch with an old friend clearly just home from military service. [He most be impressed…right?]

John:[he is more beautiful when he talk like that…stupid and hot idiot.] how did you know about Afghanistan?

Sherlock: [Not now love, let’s change the subject] How about a little nice place in central London? Together we can be able to afford it. Meet me there at 7 o’ clock, sorry gotta dash, I left my riding crop in the morgue.

John: [Wait, what? You are just going to leave me? I don’t even know your name…and I really want to] Is that it?

Sherlock: [HE WANT ME TO STAY, act cool, don’t forget it, we are supposed to be cool] Is that it what?

John: We just met and now we look a flat.[I mean, it doesn’t bother me, but is not decent]

Sherlock: [problem?] Problem?

John:[Not really but is not decent] We don’t know anything about each other, I don’t know where we are meeting, I don’t even know your name.

Sherlock: I know you are an army doctor…*deducts him completely*

John: [Mate, I feel naked…]

Sherlock: The name is Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221B Baker Street *wink* *leaves the laboratory* [DID I JUST WINK?! WHAT THE HECK SHERLOCK?! HE PROBABLY IS THINKING THAT I’M AN IDIOT]

John: [did he…OMG DID HE JUST WINK AT ME?! OMG!!! TAKE ME! HERE! NOW! I’M FUCKING YOURS! SORRY MIKE, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO MOVE, HE WILL TAKE ME NOW!]

Mike: [I’m the fucking cupid motherfuckers]

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You know, this scene is really special and interesting to watch bc I’m certain that no matter how extrovert you are you must have felt what Sherlock is feeling right there at some point in your life.

I'm talking about that the feeling of being surrounded by people but when you look around you are so painfully alone

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So… I guess John does has a habit of screaming at machines are