the-cunt-of-montecristo
the-cunt-of-montecristo
there gloom the dark, broad seas
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30. she/her. italian undergoing tupinification. Dante Alighieri if he was a bisexual woman. "her incompetence at living is baffling". ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 4 hours ago
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When you transition people tell you โ€œitโ€™s like watching someone dieโ€. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you ๐Ÿ™„
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 4 hours ago
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monรฉt and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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Cymru Queers for Palestine disrupting and leading the Cardiff Pride Parade, Saturday 22nd June by Hannah Tottle
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Cats getting caught doing crimes
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 2 months ago
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Why did I have to see with my own two eyes yanks equating the experience of living under a couple recessions + two Trump mandates to living through two world wars
Like I get that for y'all war is a nebulous concept, carnage in a faraway land, that you only ever get to experience in the form of the heroic fallen soldierTM. But perhaps, considering that nowadays we get to communicate in real time with people from all over the world, including people that have actually been living in near-constant wartime conditions for decades, perhaps you could consider sticking your fingers up your ass rather than clowning on a keyboard?? Please?? You people are exhausting
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 2 months ago
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i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 2 months ago
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you ever lay in bed and just think, damn, I want to cross stitch the twin towers
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 2 months ago
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There is an embarrassing impulse among center-liberals calling themselves leftists to fixate on some bilious Christian theologian and blame them for everything. The banana and the coffee you had for breakfast came to you up a mountain of corpses that you didn't ask to be born on top of, and any Leftist pointing this out is simply a SECRET CALVINIST who HATES PLEASURE.
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 2 months ago
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many worry about pro-shippers when they should be worried about the pro-letariat........liberation awaits and the only fanon you should be discussing is frantz
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 2 months ago
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maybe its because im an asylum seeker but i am of the opinion that even if immigrants and asylum seekers contributed nothing to a nation that nation should not have the right to deport them.
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 2 months ago
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So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel itโ€™s a good time to point out that itโ€™s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 2 months ago
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Nothing but uncritical support for this Lynx
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the-cunt-of-montecristo ยท 2 months ago
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I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now canโ€™t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. Itโ€™s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.
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