the-daily-scrommit
the-daily-scrommit
The Daily Scrommit
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AJ / 21 / Gay // Scrommit: to vomit so hard that you scream
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the-daily-scrommit · 8 days ago
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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone
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the-daily-scrommit · 1 month ago
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the-daily-scrommit · 1 month ago
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Experiencing a godly version of myself in my dreams I am ascending
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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i do not like it when i want a notification from someone in particular and then another random app wants to tell me something. like amazon can you shut up im waiting for a message from this pretty boy
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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my 7 year old is currently singing "H-O-T-C-O-C-O, you should make me Hot Cocoa" and I am legitimate impressed
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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I love you ocean, I love you beach, I love you seashell, I love you fish, I love you moon, I love you sun, I love you stars, I love you mermaids, I love you ships, I love you sailors, I love you surfers, I love you weird deep sea creatures, I love you pearls, I love you fossils, I love you treasure chests, I love you houseboats, I love you anchors, I love you waves, I love you sea foam, I love you sea glass, I love you-
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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Oh my god is that TERRY?!
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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green's my colour.
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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Where’s the stupid fucking bird of paradise meme with the doodle of the stupid fucking bird when you need it…
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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All that time in the Asbestos Basement really helped me clear my head. I am ready to write my Magnum Opus
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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Goodnight
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
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the-daily-scrommit · 3 months ago
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somehow we exist, in the folds, and now we’ll kiss.
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