the-dandy-liar
the-dandy-liar
Gay and anxious
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the-dandy-liar · 4 days ago
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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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the-dandy-liar · 5 days ago
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> trans person in the UK online
> required by law to now give either my face or my government files to access certain material or even just like basic fucking functions online
> multiple of these websites have proven multiple times in the past that a) their software is shit and prone to leaks and b) they will absolutely fold under any kind of pressure from the law
> ongoing legal disputes and cases ongoing about transgender rights in the UK that are only getting worse as time goes on
Cool. I'm sure this is a nice normal thing that means nothing!
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the-dandy-liar · 7 days ago
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the-dandy-liar · 9 days ago
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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the-dandy-liar · 10 days ago
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the-dandy-liar · 10 days ago
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people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?
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the-dandy-liar · 13 days ago
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This thread omg
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the-dandy-liar · 15 days ago
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Cards 🃏
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the-dandy-liar · 17 days ago
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“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.
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the-dandy-liar · 17 days ago
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Oh you’re tired?? Well i know a GREAT place to nap it’s called my chest with my arms holding you ever so gently yeah it’s got great reviews
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the-dandy-liar · 23 days ago
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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad
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the-dandy-liar · 23 days ago
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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
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the-dandy-liar · 23 days ago
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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te
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the-dandy-liar · 23 days ago
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What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?
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the-dandy-liar · 23 days ago
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the-dandy-liar · 23 days ago
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I was installing debian yesterday and my cat decided to help
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the-dandy-liar · 26 days ago
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New CaitVi concept art😍😩🙏 by Jason Chan
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