the-demonic-phoenix

[the-demonic-phoenix]

Hey. You leave the man alone. He hasn't done anything wrong.

JERRY YOU LITTLE BITCH.

What the FUCK have you been doing..?! Get over here you bum.

Jerry hesitates at first, but then he obeys as he sweats heavily.

"D-did I uhm.. do.. something wrong..?" He asked as he glanced at the floor to further anger the demon woman.

[the-demonic-phoenix]

*Sighing, he stands up again*

Alright. But if you ever do need some help, don't be a stranger, yeah? Later, mate.

*He walks through another portal*

@caim-the-demonic-angel I'm bored, bird boy~

[the-demonic-phoenix]

Except I am worrying about you.

*He lowers his voice to a whisper so V doesn't hear*

If you don't want V to hear, just tap me with your foot for yes, and tap yourself with your foot for no. Sound good?

@caim-the-demonic-angel I'm bored, bird boy~

[the-demonic-phoenix]

*He's visibly unconvinced*

@caim-the-demonic-angel I'm bored, bird boy~

[the-demonic-phoenix]

Are you sure?

@caim-the-demonic-angel I'm bored, bird boy~

[the-demonic-phoenix]

Alright, I'm back because apparently, things aren't as V told me. Caim, can you fill me in?

@caim-the-demonic-angel I'm bored, bird boy~

[the-demonic-phoenix]

same problem as before

I'm on my way.

[the-demonic-phoenix]

i think Caim needs your help

What's going on?

[the-demonic-phoenix]

That wasn't the original idea, but alright. I'll get out of your hair, but you better remember to communicate at least a little more, yeah? Later.

*He opens a portal to Hell's Wrath layer and walks through, the portal promptly closing behind him*

@caim-the-demonic-angel I'm bored, bird boy~

[the-demonic-phoenix]

Still, you could at least be a little more polite about it. You too, Caim. Communication is important, you two.

@caim-the-demonic-angel I'm bored, bird boy~

[the-demonic-phoenix]

C'mon, V. Boundaries. Even us demons have to respect them.

(@anonymous-antagonist)

@caim-the-demonic-angel I'm bored, bird boy~

[the-demonic-phoenix]

I'm sorry, I'm... not quite sure what you mean.

ready to end this?

-Illusion(@illusiontadc)

*he just freezes*

[the-demonic-phoenix]

What do you mean?

ready to end this?

-Illusion(@illusiontadc)

*he just freezes*

[the-demonic-phoenix]

*He pops his head out of a fiery portal that appears in the wall*

You called? I'm not exactly Satan, but given how he doesn't seem to like interfering with anywhere but Hell, I'm probably your best bet. What's up?

(Answering some of the calls for Satan is actually his job)

ready to end this?

-Illusion(@illusiontadc)

*he just freezes*

[the-demonic-phoenix]

Fuckin' coward.

Mom? Illusion cut me! And pulled my hair, and then yelled at me…

But that doesn’t matter! They’re being mean!

ILLUSION!!!

GO TO TIME OUT!!

@illusiontadc

[the-demonic-phoenix]

You just had to make it weird, didn't you?

You either listen to your mother, or I drag your sorry ass down to hell, where you're mortal.

Mom? Illusion cut me! And pulled my hair, and then yelled at me…

But that doesn’t matter! They’re being mean!

ILLUSION!!!

GO TO TIME OUT!!

@illusiontadc

[the-demonic-phoenix]

Yeah? How about I take you back to hell, then?

Mom? Illusion cut me! And pulled my hair, and then yelled at me…

But that doesn’t matter! They’re being mean!

ILLUSION!!!

GO TO TIME OUT!!

@illusiontadc