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Teen LGBT Squad
Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.
This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke
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Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

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hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit
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#I’m following two accounts so far where the couple is an aggressively cheerleading woman uplifting her happy plant man#I think that makes it a genre
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she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)
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the oceangate rabbithole is un-fucking-paralleled. what do you mean they left that thing outside in the snow in canada for the entire fucking winter. of course it imploded literally the next time they put it in the water. holy shit.
#there’s no bribe big enough to sway the laws of physics#I just wish there wasn’t collateral damage when billionaires get smacked with that lesson
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wow some people are sensitive to unjust deaths could you please be more considerate when talking about your imminent mob violence passing
hey i just noticed you used the word fuck on your blog. you know thats a disgusting word that means sex right
yeah ur right i'm sorry. they're publicly executing me in the town square tomorrow
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I feel like this belongs on tumblr.
#I wouldn’t put it past the LNP to butterfingers some kind of transport cockup that would land a cargo ship in my non-river part of Brisbane#like the Monty Python foot but with loot#the walrus at my front door would be shocking because everyone seems to find their way to the back door instead
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A grown ass adult when you vote for a different character on a tumblr poll
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Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.
So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.
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