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I love being so on the hype train for something that someone else who’s never seen it before checks it out and then gets just as hyped. I smuggled that man onto this train in my pocket and they all assumed he had a ticket

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Okami Sequel - Project Teaser

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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The silence of a room missing something is more headache-inducing than any concert I’ve ever been to

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i so so so so SO love it when half the people I need to talk to don’t know how to put more than one thought into a message

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Finally found it. Damn, it’s deep.

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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You’re right, I agree, and I am presently Unsupervised, which is just as bad if not worse than not having anyone to be in cahoots with

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

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My grandfather used to raise pigeons, they really do act like that sometimes

No better feeling in the world than when your pet comes to hang out with you 💙

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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

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The legend returneth

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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That feeling you get when you find someone who organically says the same thing you do, like wow I didn’t know someone else said “apogees” instead of “apologies” knowing full well the two mean very different things

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Just got asked about the band in public, which got my friend to ask for a playlist of recommendations. It’s an hour and 45 minutes long and that’s only cause I was actively trying to keep it short

I am so normal about this band you wouldn’t freaking believe. Except for the part where I made a Financial Decision to buy the jacket.

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I am so normal about this band you wouldn’t freaking believe. Except for the part where I made a Financial Decision to buy the jacket.

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Apollo, I beg of you

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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Well, talk about a good way to wake up

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking