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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them

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I post for myself and the 3 depressed women that agree with everything I say

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I LOVE MANUAL LABOR

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Can I get a cursed Wolf fact?

Dire Wolves were a real actual animal that lived in North America until right about 10,000 years ago, but they really weren’t much bigger than modern grey wolves! they were slightly more heavyset, but that’s about it.

however, their packs were much much larger than modern wolf packs, sometimes containing as many as 50 individuals.

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9 times out of 10 a man posting a selfie is a cry for help, 1 time out of 10 it's because he got ratatoullie'd by a lizard

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listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

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"having a crush can make you act a little crazy" fuck that y'all ever made original characters

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two old guys who have like a weird gay thing going on is the best

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Everyone loves you grub!!

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The original slogan for Star Wars was far less encouraging than what ended up in the film. Marcia Lucas suggested that George change the phrase to remove the time limit, and the rest is history.

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Imagine extrapolating "oh my God" > "oh my gods" to other popular Christian and Christian-adjacent oaths. Good lords. Jesuses Christ.

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005