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Mini sort of comic I did as a follow up to the Halloween post, and even MORE follow up on the nsfw twitter 👀

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I thought I was sooo clever for this "fixations crossover" but I took too long to draw it and completely missed easter RIP me

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Introducing Professor Dimitrescu 😈

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Polly Barrow: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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I couldn’t fix her

I don’t think I could make her worse

But god would I enable her

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Back on my Powerful evil Women nonsense again✨

Polly: I like my coffee like I like my nights: dark, endless, impossible to sleep through

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The Narrator: Thank you, weird women

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re-listening to ogoa and getting to salt of the earth

polly is such a great villain y'all i really hope she shows up again

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Uh yeah. I did. Actually.

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Jack: Last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days? Polly: It varies from moment to moment.

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Randomly thinking about if they ever made an Old Gods of Appalachia TV series what characters would look like.

The Railroad Man and Ms Polly Barrow

These are two characters that need to go HARD on the Female Gaze, When they are on screen you are going to be in a battle with yourself on whether you want to fight them or fuck them.

The Railroad Man needs to be so charming that you as the audience might make a deal with him.

Ms Polly Barrow needs to be beautifully terrifying. That you'll both fear for your life and ask her to marry you.

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I'm just saying.

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*steve shell voice* there are things in these hills, family, things in these hills darker than you could imagine... but we're going to put them in your mind anyway. but always remember the real monsters are systemic injustice and corporate greed. but the real real monsters are actual creatures of the inner dark that will tear you apart and scatter your soul with your innards. but the real real real monsters are the people in power who are in fact summoning the actual creatures from deep within the choking earth in order to perpetuate systemic injustice and corporate greed. but the REAL real r

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"The Black Stag, the beast whose name sounded like horn-ed head and hornet head and Abomination and Betrayer and Judas and Liar and Defiler – he was old, but not the oldest, but he might have been the cruelest and the most petty."

This is absolutely gorgeous ✨ And I’m so excited to see more fan works of OGA!

Check out more works by @sombraluna !

As a sort of celebration for my second re-listen to Old Gods of Appalachia and a sudden realization that I need to draw more animals, here's the great Hornéd Head and his (unbroken) glowing antlers

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if we're going to date, you may have to defeat the seven podcasts i'm currently hyper-fixating on

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Back on my OGA binge ⛏️⚒️🚂🦌🔥🍃✨🐻

Old Gods of Appalachia summarized:

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spider eye arrangements