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Foster kitten life. (via pokeypotpie)

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For anyone who needs to hear it:

Your late teens/20s are a weird time in your life. Don’t panic if you think somebody is more “ahead” than you. The concept of being ahead is nonexistent anyway because life’s not a race and each person has different hurdles to overcome.

It’s totally fine if you’re single. It’s fine if you’re still finishing school. It’s fine if you are still looking for a better job, or for any job at all. It’s fine if you haven’t had sex yet, or haven’t gotten your driver license yet. It’s fine if you haven’t gotten your own place yet. It’s fine if you are still figuring things out, saving money, putting the pieces together. It’s fine.

Don’t feel jealous of or lesser than people your age who have done these things. You don’t know what obstacles they faced to get there and they don’t know what you’ve faced. Don’t undermine the progess you have made.

Because, trust me, you have made progress. Even if it hasn’t materialized yet in the traditional way.

You are still young. Like really young.

You got time.

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Happy trans day of visibility to my trans siblings of all genders! Even though we cannot go out to be visible right now, we can still be loud. Annoy the fuck out of your cis neighbours! I support you!

(He/Him)

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I want to send out some positivity for non-binary people who don’t identify as WLW or MLM because they’re non-binary.

Most sexual orientation positivity is directed towards MLM and WLW, which is great, but people tend to forget those who don’t fit under those umbrellas.

Just saying “non-binary people can be WLW or MLM too!” isn’t a solution because there needs to be more recognition of non-binary people who aren’t woman-aligned or male-aligned.

I’m not straight; I’m non-binary, and so is my partner. “WLW and MLM” doesn’t equal “everyone who isn’t straight.” I’m not WLW or MLM, but I still have a marginalized sexual orientation.

So positivity posts that only write “mlm & wlw” as a synonym for all non-straight people are excluding non-binary folks who don’t identify with those terms.

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Hey guys, not to shamelessly self promote on main or anything but I have a poetry blog on Wix and if you could check it out it would mean the world to me

Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know I have a poetry blog on Wix! it would mean the world to me if you would check it out. :) A lot of it will be stuff that’s grown from my abandoned tumblr @dreamingofdandelionsummers but a lot of it will be original, too! I’ll leave the link down below.

https://daithi1999.wixsite.com/dandelionsummer

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look. look at this beautiful sword meme. i’m going to cry

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This is so good and pure omg??

break between commissions. my little sister asked me to draw misty ^___^

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inner me told me to draw more gay hijabis

(also hello i’ve remade my instagram and will be posting art there in case ur interested. it’s @pakgaystani!! if this gets reblogged pls don’t delete the caption thank.)

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Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.

Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room, so you can smash him over the head because he’s just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than you—and they get bigger and stronger every level down—but you can generally manage to get the first shot in because they’re waiting for the hero, and you’re the princess. And maybe there’s puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because they’re all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think it’s the boss battle, but when they’re all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits don’t roll.  And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before you’re free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then he’s finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still aren’t rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see he’s got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face. 

And then you realize that that was the hero. 

And then the credits roll. 

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Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

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Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.

Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.

Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.

Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

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pls give me 1(one) reason aces have ever been oppressed, and 1(one) example of aces being a part of lgbt history(before 2004 at least) and then maybe i’ll consider the idea that aces belong in the lgbt community lol

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Hey guys yves. wrote a book and their work is seriously amazing!! Please check it out 😊

🌿 SNR IS OFFICIALLY UP ON AMAZON! 🌿

If you like diverse speculative fiction (sci-fi/fantasy/magical realism), this book is for you! Something’s Not Right is a collection of short stories that focus on a group of different creatures (some human, some… significantly otherwise) who have to make different choices while living in a society that wants to choose what’s right for them. Included are Jewish Studies teachers who may or may not be pyromancers, lesbian nurses who deal blood to vampires, and genderless kids whose parents take some inspiration from Hansel and Gretel’s. 

If you’d like to read some samples before you get the book, two are posted on my Medium account! (1) (2) You can also check out the book’s Goodreads, which has a synopsis (and an opportunity for reviews)!

I appreciate so much everyone who helped me get here, and naturally all likes/reblogs are appreciated! Thank you, and stay monstrous 👻

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“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

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So pretty!!

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I may have found a new rabbit hole to go down...

I CONTINUE TO BE TITS DEEP IN DEMONOLOGY RESEARCH:

IF YOU ARE A NOBLE THAT RUNS A COUNTY YOU ARE A COUNT OR A COUNTESS

NOW IF YOUR COUNTY IS ON THE BORDERS OF THE REALM YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DEAL WITH WAR SO YOULL HAVE SOLDIERS MARCHING THROUGH YOUR COUNTY SO MUCH IT BECOMES A MARCH AKA A MARK AND YOU GET UPGRADED TO BEING A MARQUIS

SIMPLY PUT A MARQUIS IS A COUNT THAT OWNS A BORDER TERRITORY

HELL HAS SEVERAL MARQUIS

WHICH MEANS HELL HAS BORDER TERRITORIES

MY QUESTION IS WHO TF IS INVADING HELL

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I hope the goddesses are learning and growing with us, checking their internalized misogyny and supporting each other as women should support each other!