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[the-economy]

maybe the real economy was the kittens we sold along the way

Greetings. once again, it is the Economy. the cat under this ask is worth 200 dollars. goodbye.

This is fake and untrue! The economy would never.

[the-economy]

HOLY SHIT EUROPA????????????????

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[the-economy]

yeah no i totally meant that as a joke i would never actually do that :)

you may have answered this already, but i haven't found it: is there a system for how you price kitties? or is it just vibes

The economy guides my every move

[the-economy]

i usually just google "random number generator" if you want an accurate prediction model

you may have answered this already, but i haven't found it: is there a system for how you price kitties? or is it just vibes

The economy guides my every move

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lies and slander i checked and kitty broker has paid their taxes

Kitty broker? Hmm kitty broke? Kitty broke something? What did you break kitty? Did you break a bone? Are you ok? Cant pay your debt to the American hospital system? Hmm. Kitty definitely broke. Kitty no money, meow meow. No money? No dough? No dough like bread? Are you ok? Can you eat? Do you have enough food? Are you hungry? Do you need some food? Do you want some lettuce? No? Kitties don’t eat lettuce? Oh, that’s a shame. Do you not like vegetables? No? You’re a carnivore? So you eat meat? Are you full now? Did you eat all the meat? Definitely full? Full like of shit? Are you a liar? Are you lying to me? Are you a dirty liar? Do you lie to everyone? Do you lie to the government? Do you pay your taxes? Does the IRS know? Does the economy know? Your married to the economy? Do they know your lying to them? Are you cheating on them? Huh? Meow meow :3

This is so fake. I pay my taxes and would never cheat. Complete fabrication on all fronts.

[the-economy]

will the economy ever be in favour of the kitty socialist

conflict of interest. plus even if i gave kitty socialist prices they would still price everything as free

[the-economy]

the cats get a percentage determined by a complicated economic formula (i roll five d20s and add them together)

If I buy a cat does the cat get the money

Would need to take a question like that up with either the economy or a kitty banker. Far outside my expertise as a humble broker

[the-economy]

the broker is embezzling funds to give to micheal i mean john

i dont believe you kitty broker is a trustworthy individual and would never do such a thing

[the-economy]

Can drawings of cats be valued.

hypothetically yes, but what actually gets priced and sold is up to @kittybroker

[the-economy]

Do you value tacos as you value cats. Must know.

take this up with the kitty classification department

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Do you value tacos as you value cats. Must know.

take this up with the kitty classification department

[the-economy]

hi. will this affect the s&p stocks

yesn't

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here is a line i tried my best

Can you get the economy on the line then?

@the-economy a line is required

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when we buy a kitty, where does the money go?

depends on the currency being used. for example scary dollars immediately start melting until they no longer exist

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pay your debts

i AM the debt

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Would you rather fight 1 gorilla or 5 black mamba snakes

gorilla, the snakes dont agree with economics

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screw it ask box open whats the worst that could happen